#agent percival

[avaitor]

james spencer i love you with all of my heart

also finally finished a percilot piece 💪💪💪😭

also have some lil guys

[adarafaelbarba]

Headcannons for where the kingsman/statesman fellows (or pick who you want lol) take you on your first date?

Gonna do my faves in no particular order 🥰

James (Lancelot) would take you out for dinner. He’s not really a good cook if he’s being honest, so he prefers not burning his apartment down any time soon. He’s the perfect gentleman while out though. Holding doors open for you or pulling your chair out for you to sit. Unlike some other agents *coughs* Bors *cough* James listens intently to what you have to say, never interrupts you and never says anything condescending or mansplains anything to you.

Harry (Galahad) takes you to the botanical garden for your first date. He’s really knowledgeable when it comes to plants and butterflies. And you find yourself lost in his voice and love how passionate he is about the topic. That doesn’t mean he gives you no room to talk, he lets you talk too, and loves listening to your input and passions.

Hamish (Merlin) cooks dinner for you, either at his apartment or yours (or if you’re an agent too he’ll cook at the kingsman mansion. This of course is only if you’re okay with being so alone with him the first date. If not he’s more than happy to take you out to a restaurant. He absolutely loves listening to you talk, and loves the way you laugh, both at your own jokes and his.

Alastair (Percival) would take you walking in the park. Maybe even by the waters. You would walk next to each other, chatting about yourselves, your dreams and your passions, what you loved doing on your spare time or what you did for a living (if you’re not an agent too of course). He would never go into detail about his job, just saying he worked with the army, to keep it kind of consistent with missions he would be sent on.

Eggsy (Galahad) would take you out for drinks, preferably somewhere Dean and his asshole friends wouldn’t be. Somewhere nice where he could be himself without having to look over his shoulder. As the drinks would come on the laughter and easy talk would come out. And you both found it hard to end the date, planning the second date before even leaving the first one.

Jack (Whiskey) takes you out dancing on your first date. It was kind of hard for him to start dating again after his wife was murdered. But the way you made your way over to him the first time you met had him wanting to know your name. He has you moving in sync with him on the dance floor sending your mind rushing.

[ask-theknights]

[whiskey-not-entirely-straight]

so, it’s exam season and i have a lot of shit to do, so obviously, i just spent an idiotic amount of time on a silly meme are you guys proud of me?

tag urself i’m prolly jemes

[a-gentle-spy]

Percival, Elfin, and Whiskey for #2 & #6 ;)

#2:Marry - Percival, he’d be the proper gent about it I feelCuddle - Elfin, because he’s like a brother to me, and you can cuddle your brother right? (I’m an only child so I don’t know)Sleep with - Whiskey, sorry to his girlfriend though

#6:Seduce - Elfin, sorry Ki, but at least I won’t steal from you!Steal from - Whiskey, would probably (most likely) happen while I was sneaking out of his place Serenade - Percival, I promise Percy, I don’t sound like a dying animal, my mother had me take lessons when I was younger

[captjock]

It’s ya boi Percival

[your-sweet-anatomy]

Things I noticed while watching Kingsman again

Okay, this has already been discussed, but that guy said "another rent boy" (just before the bar fight) like eggsy was a rentboy already???? My super bi super spy gathers ever more evidence

Eggsy physically flinches when Harry compares their relationship to Pretty Woman, like "harry I know I'm a hooker calm down"

How did Eggsy know Harry's laptop password? Merlin told harry he needs to share his password. Who did he share it with? Eggsy! And it seems like the other proposals aren't anywhere near as close to their mentors as Harry and Eggsy are, anyways. I'm not even sure who proposed most of the other people. Arthur proposed Charlie, and Percival proposed Roxy, but...what about everyone else? Why don't they have the level of intimacy and shared glances Harry and Eggsy do?

WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IN DRESSING ROOM ONE HAD HARRY GOTTEN TO FIT EGGSY'S SUIT

Why don't they do something about ex-Kingsman trainees? The failed ones. Why not wipe their memory or something? Obviously, Charlie's wasn't, and as proven by Golden Circle, that was BAD. And Eggsy was just able to bust casually in on the conference room???

HOW DID HARRY KNOW EGGSY'S BODY WELL ENOUGH TO GUESS HIS MEASUREMENTS FOR THE SUIT?

DID THEY HAVE TIME TO ACTUALLY FIT IT, TOGETHER, ALONE, POPPING EGGSY'S CHERRY IN FITTING ROOM ONE

THERE'S NO HETEROSEXUAL EXPLANATION FOR ANY OF THIS

Eggsy's hand was never on the trigger in the dog-shooting test???

WE KNOW NOTHING ABOUT HARRY!!! NOTHING ABOUT MERLIN!!!! THEY HAVE ZERO BACKSTORY!!!! WHY IS HARRY SO DAMNED DETERMINED TO BRING IN LESS HIGHBROW PEOPLE????? WAS HE ONCE A YOUNG STREET BOY? WAS EGGSY'S DAD MERLIN'S PROPOSAL OR HARRY'S (STILL CAN'T FIGURE THAT ONE OUT)????

We get some of Harry's background in GC. By that I mean he loved his mom and wanted to study butterflies and joined the military instead. That's it. IS THERE A PARALLEL BETWEEN EGGSY AND HARRY???? HARRY GAVE UP LEPIDOPTEROLOGY TO JOIN THE MILITARY THEN KINGSMAN. EGGSY GAVE UP GYMNASTICS TO JOIN THE MILITARY AND THEN KINGSMAN.

??????????????????

"Can't you see that everything I've done has been to repay him?" SO EGGSY HIMSELF HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU PROPOSING HIM, HM, MR. HARRY "I'VE NEVER LOVED ANYBODY" HART??? YEAH SURE. A MAN WHO STILL COLLECTS BUTTERFLIES DESPITE HIS DEAD DREAMS AND HAD HIS PRECIOUS DOG STUFFED WOULD NOT GAIN ANY SENTIMENTAL OR LOVING FEELINGS ABOUT A BOY WHO'S CRAWLED INTO THE HEARTS OF EVERYBODY WORTH NOTING IN THIS PLOT. SURE HARRY WE BELIEVE YOU

When Eggsy first arrives at Harry's house after not shooting JB, we see a glimpse of Harry's dinner table and there's no place setting there. But after the scene where harry definitely totally dies, Eggsy runs downstairs and there's one place set perfectly. This is undoubtedly a callback to The Breakfast Scene, which we all know was dishonorably cut from the movie for being Too Gay, where Harry taught Eggsy how to set a table and eat properly. Eggsy set up harry's dinner place, waiting for him to come home. He only set up one because Harry's mad and won't want to have dinner with him (Eggsy's probably lived his whole life with people who just want him out of the house, and he probably automatically thinks that momentary anger equals permanent hatred, a common thought pattern in abused children) but still, he tries to make Harry proud. He tries to make it alright in the only way he knows Harry will like. Out of fear of Harry's reaction when he gets home? A lot of this movie kind of forgets that Eggsy. Was. Horribly. Abused.

More to come as I think of it.

[ness-sste]

@mhmoony I’ve got so inspired by your fic that made these. Also, song headcanon.