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THIS MAN CANNOT WIN ONCE, AND I JUST KNOW THIS IS LEVI'S KARMA FOR THE SHIT HE PUT JONATHAN THROUGH🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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THIS MAN CANNOT WIN ONCE, AND I JUST KNOW THIS IS LEVI'S KARMA FOR THE SHIT HE PUT JONATHAN THROUGH🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Brandon: Niko and I are getting married!
Landon: Woah, woah, I was only getting the last cookie, no need to threaten me.
Brandon: facepalms
i didn't expect Brandon King to be the most popular character in the legacy of gods series but HELL YEAH
i mean he's clearly the best character, i just didn't expect people to actually acknowledge that
Levi: I wish I could chuck Nikolai off a fucking cliff.
Aiden: Isn’t that your son-in-law?
Levi: No that’s my daughter’s (Glyn) brother’s (Lan) wife’s (Mia) friend’s (Bran) brother-in-law’s (Kill) brother’s (Gaz) cousin (Niko).
Glyndon, standing on a chair: The floor is hating Brandon!
Nikolai: *Jumps into Levi's arms*
Levi: *Climbs onto the sofa while carrying him*
Astrid: *Jumps on the windowsill*
Killian: *Sits on the table*
Landon: *Lounges on a chair with his legs on the table*
Mia: *Sits on Landon's lap*
Brandon: *Lies on the floor*
Everyone: BRANDON NO-
Brandon: hey, thanks for checking in I’’m ✨still a piece of GaRbAgE ✨
Everyone else: BRAN NO
(before levi meet nikolai)
levi: hmm I wonder who stole bran's heart
(after levi saw nikolai)
levi: what the fuck another twink in my household??
(after levi got to know nikolai better)
levi: okay at least he is well-mannered
Levi's Rants Pearls
Socities' perception of normal is a learned concept. It's an opinion that was passed down through generations until it eventually became a tradition. It's rooted in people's minds because it has been taught for a long time. But fundamentally, it's just an opinion. It means nothing just because people conform to it. You being different is fucking fantastic, son.
Chapter 21
Levi: Please don’t tell me you're with your sister’s boyfriend. Ex-boyfriend?
Brandon: What? No. Of course not, Dad.
Levi: Fine, okay. It can't be worse than that.
Brandon: He's his cousin.
Levi: Oh, for fuck's sake. Please tell me he's the levelheaded cousin who keeps him on check.
Brandon: To be honest, and I can't believe I'm saying this, but Killian is definitely the one who keeps Nikolai in check.
Levi: Fuck my life. Astrid, Princess. I think I'm having a heart attack.
[To Nikolai]
Astrid: Make yourself comfortable and treat this like your home.
Levi: I wouldn’t recommend that.
Astrid: And don't worry. You're welcomed here anytime.
Levi: I wouldn’t use the word "welcome".
Astrid: You're our guest.
Levi: Not one that I approve of.
Nikolai: I was the one who'd noticed him first.
Levi: And you couldn't keep your attention to yourself.
I'm losing my children one by one to a bunch of wankers!
Chapter 31
GOD OF FURY