#alab

[theartisticapparition]

soft...

[mbrainspaz]

Me: Hey, there's a broken water line behind the shed (my rental house) and water is leaking under the foundation.

landlord in August: I'll have a plumber check it out.

Me: Okay so the plumber didn't fix it.

landlord in September: ....

landlord in November: ....

landlord in December: ....

Me: Hey, that thing is still leaking btw.

landlord in January: ....

landlord in February: ....

Me: Hey, can you fix the broken hose please?

landlord in March: ....

landlord in April: ....

Me in early May: I can literally see a hole under the house and I can't tell how big it is. This is bad. You gotta fix it man.

landlord (high as fuck): here, take this garden hose.

Me: the fuck?

Me, later in May: Hey, I'm seriously concerned about the sinkhole.

landlord: Sink hole? The pig?

Me: THE SINKHOLE UNDER THE HOUSE FROM THE BROKEN WATER LINE THAT'S BEEN LEAKING SINCE LAST JULY.

[s3znl-gr3znl]

for context: the scum pictured above is a landlord who charges his section 8 tenants $25 a month for having a ceiling fan and calls it a "luxury amenity."

[makotoboat]

Here is fart art of alab (╥‸╥)

This drawing took me an hour..it’s not very good but, beh,,,,,, I felt like drawing wolf alab because of this song VVV

I love the beats in it

[themadcapmathematician]

We rly do live in a world where rent is so exorbitant they invented an "offer your literal living space up as a hotel for strangers" service but the vast majority of people don't own their own home and have no significant control over how many people live or stay over with them and for how long

[r0semultiverse]

resident evil? actually, land lord evil

[damnbluewires]

becoming

[gender-darling]

( 🎀 ) :: ❝ Assigned Lover At Birth ❞

— ❝ Assigned Lover At Birth / ALAB ❞ :: ❝ A xeno agab for those who were assigned lover at birth ❞

( 🎀 ) :: Rq’d by no-one ^^ Don't tag as xenogender !

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