Hey can I have some of your sweet sweet headcanons about any of the wholesome poly ships invoking Hartley and Cisco or Barry i need some positivity my dad made a homophobic statement about of of my favourite shows and it really affected me because I really resonate with the characters so any thing you got would be appreciated!!
oh shit im so sorry i just saw this ask now?? hold on im cracking my knuckles here prepare yourself for headcanons so cute you’ll pee yourself
they got together bc cisco was complaining to hartley that he has a crush on barry but barry won’t ever see him as anything more than a Bro. hartley disagrees bc, cisco. the looks i have seen him give you when you arent looking are not the looks that a straight man gives his best bro. that boy is not straight. let me help you.
so hartley starts flirting real hard with cisco the next day to make barry jealous. it works. barry learns his mistake from iris and eddie and tells cisco right away that he has feelings for him before the thing with hartley escalates. cisco is so happy. barry is so happy. hartley was down to fuck both of them so now that they’re both taken he’s not so happy. he tries but he gets very moody when he sees them being affectionate at the labs. cisco asks him what’s up and he comes clean. then cisco and barry are just like. why didnt u say anything sooner. come join us and be gay. gay as in homosexual and gay as in happy as well. it’s a good time
they have movie nights at least twice a week. barry prefers star trek, cisco likes star wars, and hartley likes harry potter, so when choosing a classic to marathon it can lead to a fight. there’s blood and tears. sometimes they just go with lord of the rings to avoid any bloodshed.
on days they feel like going on actual dates, hartley loves to spoil cisco and barry and just generally be extravagant
hartley: hey guys i just rented us this limo for our date tonight
cisco: dude we’re just going to the park
hartley: and we’ll get there in style
the first time hartley showed cisco and barry his pet rats barry cried. he cried. he used to be terrified of rats and hartley got so offended for a hot second. but after calming barry down and reassuring him that his rats won’t hurt him and they do not carry any diseases ok thank you very much, they managed to get barry to hold one and play with him. barry and the rat both ended up enjoying themselves very much
cisco loves to cook them dinner. he cooks them recipes that were passed down from his family and consequently gets them hooked on it. barry is very white tho and couldn’t handle the spices at first and he cried here also
when they get married all 3 of them cry. so does all their family and friends. the rogues are also at the wedding bc hartley was one of them at some point. everyone is crying. im crying. youre crying. everyone is crying
