#alexsander

[anxiousandpessimistic]

Kaz: I'm texting Inej, i'm gonna ask her to dinner. How should i say it "Let's get dinner" or do you wanna get dinner" ? Nina: Go with "Let's get dinner" so you sound like assertive and confident Kaz : For sure Wylan: Actually no cause now you sound a little aggressive Jesper: Cause you don't wanna be the kinda guy who's like " LETS GET DINNER" like some sort of caveman Matthias: You're supposed to ask her to dinner, not tell her to dinner Mal: Just say " do you wanna get dinner?" Kaz: Perfect Alina: Actually wait, now you sound kinda like a pussy Kaz: This is tough Genya: The last thing you wanna be is like that overly masculine guy who's like " lets get dinner,on the breadwinner bitch" Darkling: Women also love assertiveness Tolya: Say "Dinner would be something i would enjoy taking you to, if you are also interested in attending the meal David: The more words the better Nikolai: Wait, say " I would like nothing more, than to take you to the finest restaurant in town, for a lovely meal that we call dinner Kaz: Should i send that in a voice memo? Zoya: FUCK THAT. Say " Dinner tonight, take it or leave it BITCH" Cause she's playing games Tamar: Sign it, seal it, deliver it Kuwei: I dont know why girls are so difficult all of the time Kaz: I'm not gonna say that Inej: Definitely don't say that

[ordinarythingsiflovecaneverbe]

*After the Winter fete*

Alina: Look, last night was a mistake.

The Darkling: A sexy mistake.

Alina: No, just a regular mistake.

[softlyopulent-if]

Aaah! the demo is amazing, dear author! :) If I may ask, what are the ROs first impressions upon meeting the MC?

Thank you!

Aleksandar/Aleksandra: A finds MC bothersome. They try to spend as little amount of time as they can with MC because they find comfort in that. They believe MC is some sort of tyrant like most of their family had reputations of being. That's why, if MC acts soft toward them, they're confused.

Rhys/Rhea: R doesn't know MC yet. They flirt as easily as they breathe, so it's really something to look too deeply into yet. They're the sort of person that waits to judge until they know.

Calixta/Calix: C doesn't care enough about MC to have a first impression. But they think that they'll have a tough time adjusting.

Mestra/Mestrn: M pities MC. They know it must be hard to live somewhere foreign.

[kissinginmay]

Kaz meeting the Darkling in the show

[nutcasewithaknife]

You cannot tell me that the Darkling isn't secretly a Kaz Brekker fan now. Escaping THE FREAKIN CUT with a flash bomb and disappearing in the smoke?? Alexsander wishes he could be as dramatic

[scifi-fantasy-horror]

by  酉 钲

[impala67-aka-baby]

My goal in life is to be as confident as the darkling saying "Fine make me your villian"

[kissinginmay]

The conductor: trying to make a deal with the Darkling

The darkling: