#alkdfja

[squiddieteam]

Thank you, post 😭

Thank you, Joey 😭

[spockfallsinlove]

This is my 37th attempt to elicit an emotional response from you. Your mother is so foolish, that when she attempted to learn the basic tenets of Vulcan logic, it took her a great deal of time

oh my god does this imply that there are 36 other ‘your mom is so __’ jokes from a vulcan perspective??

[evilovesyou]

Wow that sounds like so much fun! I think singing around the campfire will always be one of the best memories I have from the summer camp I used to go to!

Around here you can only really find older manual cars, there are newer ones, but there are wayyyy more automatic cars around here. I also really wanted to learn to drive manual because people around here think that it’s a “guy thing” and it’s basically just a huge “fuck you” when I tell them I can drive standard. Your fiancée is a petty bitch ☺️

Usually I just think of Valentine’s Day as another day to appreciate the people in my life, but this year you’ve given it a whole different meaning! And I’m glad I could do the same for you! 😘💕

It’s one of the most human things you can do! There’s something about it that’s just so quintessentially social and almost primal? That sounds kinda weird, but it’s just comforting to know that humans thousands of years ago already did the same, you know?

I support you in all your petty business, baby!!! If you couldn’t tell by my “I’m not doing that, simply because my father wants me to” story, I’m also a petty bitch. alkdja (Also, now that I know you’re a fiancée, I went back and changed all the tags to be the right form of the word because I AM A VIRGO and I needed things to be right. Kinda stupid of me to use the masculine when I didn’t know, but I also haven’t practiced French in years and didn’t really think about it so please forgive me 🥺)

[chewwytwee]

Daily Diary #77

Okay, so for most of the day I was pretty stressed out about my piano lesson (nothing really happened in school so like alsjdflksj)But it ended up going pretty well, I guess I did get enough practice this week after all (although my hand position is still a problem and I really don’t know how to fix it) it made me really happy that he told me “You have the ability to play just about any song in this book (The book was Hanon), you just don’t have the right hand position to do it yet,” (Sidenote: Essentially hanon is a book written in olden times to be play once a day, yes the entire book  for “the Acquirement of Agility, Independence, Strength, and Perfect Evenness in the Fingers” i’m not actually playing it once a day, it’s just warm ups and stuff, and some of them are hard af) But the best part came when, at the end of our practice, he says “Do you guys have an extra half hour to spare, I wanna play my entire piece for you,” and then he did I literally thought he was joking when he said it but the mad lad actually played an entire concert piece for us and It was fucking amazing like it was some of the literal best music I’ve ever listened to (It was variations on schuman by brahms I’m pretty sure,,, it was good) but like, we had the sheet music and we followed along and I loved it,,,, so much,,,,, but when he got done me and my mom were complimenting him like “Oh yeah that was good we really liked it,” and then we got out to our car and we were like “WAIT THAT WAS REALLY GOOD WHAT THE HELL,”  like we literally had a small concert played for us and it was beautiful.          Todays Rating: Amazing Day

[lilyhildegard]

✆ ✉ ☎ ⁇ ø ✘ # @ & % ツ $ ♀

LILY + HAYLEY; “✆” for a MORNING text. 👑   @cresxentqueen​

lily ▪️ alpha milf 🍷 : hey super last minute but i have to skip out on the run this morning… camille needs me a little earlier today

LILY + HAYLEY; “✉️” for a text that WASN’T SENT.

lily ▪️ alpha milf 🍷 : all those years ago… why didn’t you keep me ?

LILY + HAYLEY; “☎” for a RUSHED text. 

lily ▪️ alpha milf 🍷 : i’m so late for this thing i have. i don’t think i can make it tonight. let’s reschedule

LILY + HAYLEY; “⁇” for a DRUNK text.

lily ▪️ alpha milf 🍷 : i …….. yo uuu

LILY + HAYLEY; “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text.

lily ▪️ alpha milf 🍷 : oh shoot ! i totally forgot i was supposed to come over. tanner needed my help and i lost track of time. next time drinks are on me. i mean, water i guess 

LILY + HAYLEY; “✘” for a HATEFUL text.

lily ▪️ alpha milf 🍷 : you ruined my life and i will never forgive you for that. nine months old or not, i would of been better off without you.

LILY + HAYLEY; “#” for a RANDOM text.

lily ▪️ alpha milf 🍷 : roses are red. violets are blue. i’m still not in the mood to talk to you. but i miss you so there’s that.

LILY + HAYLEY; “@” for a SCARED text.

lily ▪️ alpha milf 🍷 :  i take it back i take it back !!

lily ▪️ alpha milf 🍷 : please don’t let me die ! i don’t want to die !

lily ▪️ alpha milf 🍷 :  come find me please !! 

lily ▪️ alpha milf 🍷 :  that thing that was in the house causing the fire, it’s back. it’s not fire this time. everything is just dying. i’m trying to keep away from it but it keeps getting closer !! i’m scared to touch it. please help me my magic isn’t working. i don’t know whats wrong. please please please find me. please.

LILY + HAYLEY; “&” for a LOVING text.

lily ▪️ alpha milf 🍷 :  it may not always be what i want. but you always know exactly what i need. your hugs are one of the best. thanks. 

LILY + HAYLEY; “%” for a CURIOUS text.

lily ▪️ alpha milf 🍷 :  some idiot pulled off my necklace the other day and i can’t find it. you know, the one i never take off ? i told my mums i lost it and i was apologizing to them because i thought they gave it to me. but they said i already had it when they got me. who gave it to me ? was it you ?

LILY + HAYLEY; “ツ” for a EXCITED text.

lily ▪️ alpha milf 🍷 :  i’m going to stop ignoring you for a second ok ? ok cool 

lily ▪️ alpha milf 🍷 :  but ANYWAY omg i did it !! did you see me ?? did you see me ?? it didn’t die ! i didn’t kill it !! 

LILY + HAYLEY; “$” for a ACCIDENTAL text.

lily ▪️ tanny 🐯  alpha milf 🍷 :  well then it’s a good thing you’re not mother. she said i don’t have to go if i don’t want to. hayley’s going to be there so I’M NOT GOING !!

LILY + HAYLEY; “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text.

lily ▪️ alpha milf 🍷 :  please don’t leave me too

[hybrid-roses]

WHAT IF AT THE VERY END OF SUPERNATURAL IT PANS OUT AND CUTS TO A NEW FRAME AND YOU SEE PAMELA HOLDING HANDS WITH YOUNG SAM AND DEAN AND SHE SAYS “LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE A ROUGH FUTURE”

[fuckyeahriapercival]

Thanks allyoursecrets :)