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- don’t hug me i’m scared fandom with the humanoid notebook and clock - fluffy chicken day - those blue pictures that said ‘reblog if you’re in the ______ fandom!’ - all the tumblr island, tumblr university, etc. plans that eventually led to the planning of a tumblr convention which is what gave us the beautiful shitshow that was dashcon. the dashcon ballpit was overall tumblr’s best meme in my time on here imo, second only to sonic for real justice - tumblr trick or treating on halloween¿? - TUMBLR PROM - everyone remembers mishapocalypse but remember the all-out war that went down a year later when people couldn’t decide if there should be another one?? that was honestly almost as scary as the actual mishapocalypse - speaking of misha collins, when he posted his phone number online and this entire website collectively lost its shit. everyone had to post their text convos w/ misha - FRANCIEUM VS FORFUTUREFERENCEONLY - “the only adult supervision we have on tumblr is john green” (yikes) - the time everyone was gonna purposely not post anything the sunday after the guy who played uncle vernon in the harry potter movies died because of the quote “no post on sundays” but then everyone like……forgot and posted stuff anyway - the tumblr version of some nights by fun - moreos guy - when the 50th anniversary of doctor who fell on the same day as some one direction thing and everyone got really offended at this facebook post someone had screenshotted that said like “1d will be around way longer than ur shitty alien tv show” lmao - “swiggity swag, what’s in the bag” - when yahoo was buying tumblr and everyone was flipping shit and making posts saying shit like “yahoo better not go ToO fAR!!! they have an army, but we have a hulk!!!” honestly if i was yahoo and considering buying a website for more than a million dollars and then saw that that was what the userbase was like i would have backed the fuck out of that business deal - those “men of tumblr” posts, you know the ones i mean - when everyone hated miranda cosgrove?? was there a reason behind that or,, - back in 2013 everyone was planning to do this “tumblr day” on march 5th where you were supposed to write a big t on your hand and then if you saw anyone else with it you were supposed to “hug and exchange urls” lmao. im pretty sure no one actually did this but if that doesn’t describe the general social climate of tumblr back then idk what does
-Let’s not forget when tumblr decided to have a code: “I like your shoelaces.”
I genuinely hate that I was here for all of these and that I’m still here
this is qwilfish, a generation 2 pokemon
im just posting this to say, i have never, in my entire life, seen anyone acknowledge its existence.
not only have i never seen fanart of qwilfish, ive absolutely never seen it mentioned in any kind of pokemon discussion, ever
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I had a friend who honest to god IV bred and trained several Qwilfish. He didn’t tell anyone about them, you found out because he’d suddenly pull out the Qwilfish team against you when you didn’t expect it.
And every single one of them knew Explosion. All of his Qwilfish were IV bred and EV trained for speed and max damage, they all held choice scarf, and his entire gameplan was to trade KOs with exploding Qwilfish. Their names were ‘So’, ‘I’, ‘herd’, ‘u’, and ‘liek’. The man was an avid mudkip fanatic at the time that joke was relevant, so here you are expecting his last pokemon to be a Mudkip or a Swampert, but no. It’s a Snorlax. Who’s name was ‘QWILFISH’ And his plan from that point out was to stall for ages with Rest, Yawn and Giga Impact. Slowly whittle away at your hitpoints while putting you to sleep with him and retaining his massive HP pool with rest and leftovers. Oh, and just in case you were wondering, this was Gen 4, when the R4 was rampant and everyone knew someone with one, so pokemon with moves they shouldn’t know was pretty common. So once you were down to your last pokemon and on your last legs… His Snorlax also knew Explosion. 250 base damage + stab.
That man was a treasure.
I don’t understand a word of what you’re saying, but this sounds epic and I’m reblogging this for my Pokemon-savvy friends.
An explanation, because this really is epic:
All moves in Pokemon have a “base power” that’s plugged into the formula for how much damage they do. Explosion has the highest base power of all moves, at a solid 250. For the record, 70 is “decent”, 90 is “really good” and 120-150 is considered so strong that it needs multiple major drawbacks to be balanced. At the point in time at which this incident took place, Explosion also halved the Defence stat of the opponent being hit by it for that attack only, doubling its effective power to 500.
The flipside of this is that Explosion, whether it hits or misses, immediately knocks out the user. So usually, it’s a last-resort, ace-in-the-hole kind of trick.
The strategy used by crunchymaggot’s friend was to take five Qwilfish - usually an overlooked Pokemon - and max out their Attack and Speed stats, so that they hit hard and fast. He then gave them Choice Scarves, which lock the Pokemon holding it into using only one move, but boosts the power of that move in turn.
So basically, he had five fish-bombs. There is not a whole lot that can take a Choice-boosted Explosion and live, even from a Qwilfish. And since those are fast Qwilfish, the odds of you taking the fish out before it kills you? Not high. I estimate that this strategy, barring shenannigans from the foe, will take out 2-5 Pokemon by the time the last Qwilfish is out. It can be pretty easily stopped, but if you don’t see it coming, it’s pretty good.
Now onto the Snorlax. Snorlax has a shit-ton of HP and Defence, so it’s good at stalling the opponent and whittling them down. Rest is a move that puts the user to sleep, but fully heals them. (Sleep wears off after a few turns.) Yawn puts the opponent to sleep one turn after it’s used. Giga Impact is an attacking move with a base power of 150, but you need to “recharge” for the turn after it’s used and can’t do anything. But that’s okay, because this is a Snorlax, and Snorlax is a bulky asshole.
…Oh yeah, and it also has Explosion. Now, see, Snorlax has a trick with Explosion that Qwilfish doesn’t. Both Pokemon and moves have types, and if the move and the Pokemon using it have the same type, the move gets an extra multiplier on how much damage it does. (It’s called Same Type Attack Bonus, or STAB.) This is a modifier of x1.5.
So a Snorlax using Explosion is using a move with a base power of 750.
Oh, and Explosion damages the opponent before fainting the user, so if Snorlax goes kaboom on the opponent’s last Pokemon, crunchymaggot’s friend wins the fight.
TL;DR: Fish bombs, followed by a bear which will blow you up if it thinks it’s about to lose the fight.
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