Captain James T. Kirk is alloaro
Evidence:
It's said 3 times in season 1 alone that the Enterprise is his lover, and that he would prioritize it over any woman
The only "romances" he has are (1) past lovers of his returning for an episode, or (2) flirting with the woman of the week in order to save his crew — femme fatale style
His uniform is gold, and his secondary wraparound outfit is green — the alloaro flag colors













