In honor of the fabulous AllWorkNoPlay being resurrected through Critical Role, I have decided to make a giant list of my favorite things from the 15 episodes that currently exist. Enjoy this nonsense...
“This podcast is a 3 year chronicle of the death of our friendship.”
Hairy Donald Trump, Romper Stomper, Hamlet, and Terminator
Liam just really wants to go down on Sam
"We'll put a link to that on our website..."
Someone please kidnap Liam's children from Lego Land
Discovering all the awesome VO projects Liam & Sam have done and having your mind blown to smithereens
The entire listening base is a single family in Malaysia
Serious New York Actor Liam O'Brien
Broadway Child Sam Riegal
Liam... uuh... reaching it when he was younger... wow
Liam O'Brien: the Voice of Depression and Disease
"The dolphins might kill you, but Hamlet will die."
Roger Craig Smith's entire 2014 New Year's resolution
Sam & Liam's gay waterslide adventures
"This episode is brought to you by [alcohol]"
"Look into my eyes." "I can't, it's too dark in here."
"Liam O'Brien and Sam O'Brien, because we're married common law."
Sam's coworkers fucking hate Critical Role
Travis has the tolerance of a 15 year old girl
"Trump looks like 200lbs of play-doh in a suit."
Reading Sam's emails?? (Ft. shoes & Ziploc hand models?)
Liam dipping his horribly bleeding finger in whiskey because this is the goddamn civil war
Sam just breaking down in drunken tears at the end of ep 13... he just wants everyone to have happiness and friendship and success
Sam’s wild Single Man adventure equating to the only movie he’s seen in the last year being Pop Star
Travis has read every Twilight book and kinda liked them... and went to the third movie by himself
“I once played softball with Donald Trump and he cheated.”
The breakdown of all form and structure
“Because I know 98.7% of men are terrible, the summer my daughter is going to learn how to kill.”
Liam “I’m not ripped but I can do 90 push-ups in a roll” O’Brien
Things Sam is actively bad at: Video game playing, gardening, accents, sounding like a casual cowboy
((They’re both very good fellatio though))
“We’re all fucked up, but you show it.”
Anyway, this podcast coming back to life is actually the greatest news I’ve heard in decades, and you should all go listen to it immediately if you haven’t.