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I was at a farmers market earlier and the guy at one of the booths was ADVERTISING AI. This is my nightmare

#also bruh #at a farmers market??#the whole point of this place is people selling/showing off the things they grew or created #and you are selling the killer of growth and creation??

Ellie was someone with one of those faces that drew you in. Playful eyes with a smile promising mischief and a story you’d be sure to tell your nieces and nephews at family gatherings for years to come.

Haha That's me, Miss CHevious >:]

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people are really annoying about "siblings don't call each other bro/sis" dialogue stuff like it can work when done well but also just the simple fact that "bro" is the number one thing any boy calls literally anyone else in the world

#also bruh #i don't have brothers but the number of times i've been bro'd/bruh'd by boys upper elementary and up #i call my little sister sissy when i'm being annoying

Headcanons totally noone asked for 😋 yeeeet, I can do everything I wanna*⁠\⁠0⁠/⁠*

#tmasc mfs coz well #DID YOU SEE THEM??#also bruh #intersex hcs >>>#ninjago #ninjago sora #ninjago arin #gay ppl rock #maam

i dropped a lady’s drink because my coworker was rushing in the drive thru and ran into me. i hate starbucks

bruhh wtf that sucks I also hate Starbucks and the coffee is mediocre at BEST

#also bruh #accidents happen #literally what are u tryna achieve by yelling at smn for a ficking accident #it always makes me go kinda mad #like oh no lemme just take that back??#lemme not have my coworker run into me nex ttime??#what do you want??#nah im sorry my love #hands u good coffee to chill #.f #u seem like a tea oerson tho

job app guy called back and i need to contact him today but I'm like, barely able to function with my stomach hurting so much help girl

#doesn't help that it stresses me out so much #also bruh #I've spent my whole morning next to my phone to catch the call #i left it upstairs for ~30 mins to go eat lunch #and boom he calls then #>:(

Is there a good gender neutral equivalent of "dude"? "Buddy" and "pal" don't have the same connotation.

#Man is good but also gendered #Also bruh #Sis is very different

ASDJLAJDA:J im going fucking insane

there was a thread on reddit called “what did you find out far too late” and some dude was like “that you can just use the zipper to pee” and then i was like “wow ive never thought about this.”

so i commented something like “sorry i know this is weird but how does that even work with your underwear? do you just pull the zipper down, reach in with your hands, try to fumble your schlong out of your underwear and pee? that seems very inconvenient”

over the last 3 hours ive gotten around 120 responses about how dudes pee but this one stands out

“Reaching through the zipper hole of pants is a lot more convenient than trying to reach from above.As for underwear, I do what's easiest in the particular situation. Usually it's simply moving the underwear down and pulling my genitals above the waistband (both penis and balls). Sometimes if I'm wearing a long shirt that's tucked in, it gets in the way and using the hole in the underwear can be easier.I would ask you a weird question about women peeing, but I have no idea what specific question I would ask at the moment.“

the reason it stands out is that the dude’s username is LITERALLY PM-WOMEN-PEEING-PICS

LIKE BRO I THINK YOU KNOW ENOUGH ABOUT WOMENS PEEING HABITS

#both penis and balls #who does that #also bruh

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