ATTENTION EVERYBODY
Today (January 20th) is Penguin Awareness Day.
Please be aware of these penguins.
Thank you for your cooperation.
P.S: These penguins are described in alt text.
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ATTENTION EVERYBODY
Today (January 20th) is Penguin Awareness Day.
Please be aware of these penguins.
Thank you for your cooperation.
P.S: These penguins are described in alt text.
Dear Mycroft,
No paper!? How is Iris expected to write her stories on The Adventures of Herlock Sholmes!?
I suppose I’ll have to make another stop at Windibank’s Pawnbrockery. Ring me if the Diogenes Club has received any sheets.
- Herlock Sholmes
Completing a character sheet for Cyberpunk Red (my first ever TTRPG) and it feels like completing an application form.
"Yes, you may apply to pretend to be a fictional character. You will receive a response to this in 5-7 working days."
Transman: *gets bottom surgery*
Transman:
Shout out to the people not doing Inktober, Flufftober, NaNoWriMo, etc. this year (or any year) for whatever reason.
Because they have prior work commitments (retail/service can be hell this time of year).
Because they’re too busy with school work or exam prep.
Because they’re dealing with chronic conditions and illnesses.
Because they have poor mental health and want to prioritise that.
Have other personal priorities and commitments.
Because they have no ideas or are between projects.
Because they don’t have energy.
Because they just don’t bloody well want to thank you very much.
You aren’t any less valid as an artist/writer/creator, and can’t/shouldn’t be pressured into doing anything you don’t want to do or made to feel bad about it.
This list is not intended to be exclusive or exhaustive, additions are welcomed.
P.S Not intended to be hate on anyone who does actually participate or enjoy these monthly challenges.
Every Trump cabinet appointment is like:
Donald Trump has announced today that he has appointed John Smith to be Chief Lifeguard.
Smith is quite famously hydrophobic, and has mentioned in interviews several times that he cannot swim.
How does Yujin Mikotoba pay for his groceries?
Tap to pay.
“You get your news from the LAME-stream media? I only listen to podcasters who say what’s REALLY going on.”