#amphritrite

[incorrect-seafam-quotes]

Poseidon: Ah yes... and this is my other son, Triton.

Triton: Other son? I'm your heir! Why do you sound ashamed introducing me? He's the bastard son!

Percy: Maybe because you're 3000 years old and your still living with your parents?

Poseidon:

Tyson:

Amphitrite:

Atlantis:

All the sealife:

Oceanus: Ooooo burn! He does have a point though-

Triton: What the fuck are you even doing here! Get OUT!

[bcowlick]

Look, when i learned that Poseidon is supposed to represente the "Moody" Seas and Amphrite the "Calm" seas

My mind went quickly into thinking "That means she is the only one who knows how to calm him down omg"

And now these two have been rotating in my mind lol

(Unsencored version at my bluesky!)

[kizykoolors]

So i was bored and decided to sketch Amprhitrite, Poseidon’s wife and OUCHIE MAMAAAA

WHAT A GODDESS YOOOOO

[pos-and-bois]

Nerites, do you and Pelops have late night dance parties driving Amphitrite absolutely insane?

(ooc: if you think you saw them without claws/nails... No you didn't :) not at all.)

[littlesilentrebel]

We’ve talked enough about gremlin children; how about the adults?

The captain of the guard telling stories of Poseidon’s young days. The seamstress at the corner fawning over all the times Amphitrite has out-yelled her ‘possible suitors’ (as they dared call themselves. The noblemen speaking ‘nostalgically’ about the times they’ve had to track their king, then eldest prince and princess, down to attend the meetings with a huge fuss. The cyclopes in the forge laughing about the arguments that could be overheard through many walls during the couple’s early days about petty things and getting used to each other’s dirty underwear and too many perfumes

Thalia and Percy first trying to get blackmail on Triton and possibly their father but instead learning all about the ‘old days’ and it’s beautiful. Thalia sheds a tear at the retelling of Poseidon and Amphitrite’s first fight/spar/battle against each other bc it’s so savagely sweet how Amphitrite pinned her husband down and yelled in his face to get their act together and just tell her his affairs like a man

awwwww 🥹🥹

this is so cute tho-

poseidon gets really embarrassed when someone tells a story from when he was younger and amphritrite just rolls her eyes

also i have a headcanon that poseidon/amphritrite actually have an open relationship, meaning that she doesn’t care who he gets with, as long as he tells her and vise versa, which is why she isn’t like hera, but actually genuinely likes percy, both as a person and a son

-masterpost-

[incorrectgreekgods]

Amphitrite: So I assume your relationship with your brother is estranged.

Poseidon: Oh no, it's completely strange.

[omg-gojo]

HEADCANON: BLACK FINGERNAILS 

Zeus so as Hades have black fingernails. Although Hades had black fingernails for traumas and stress post-traumatic, Zeus has it as consequence of using the thunderbolt but that facts it does not take away from them making them look more attractive.

BONUS:

Sometimes they put aside Poseidon and as so many things that pisses him off (In my Au Hades get along with his brothers not the best but they tolerate each other far from their titles as kings of the cosmos unlike many fanfics that i read)

Persephone likes to paint her nails in black to match with hades 

A little teaser that I put is the difference of the wedding rings of Zeus and Hades: hades has many rings in reference of being the richest god, but the ring that  always polishes is his wedding ring and Zeus is always putting and taking it off his and does not cleaned no because he doesn't care is because he doesn't even know that he have to cleaned.

the rings that the kings and queen wear so as any other couple of gods that want to live their marriage for eternity are made from their own blood as a pact of eternal marriage when they or any law accept the proposal their finger burn until the ambrosia  emanates from them and creates the rings 

As promise of the eternal marriage any lover they have outside from them can be curse from the one who has been cheated. 

HAVE  YOU NOTICE THAT I'M STARTING TO USE DIGITAL PROGRAMS?!?JHJHZFHODIJN THINK ON THE POSIBILITIES!!

[littlesilentrebel]

lair games expect its the pjo sea fam