#seafam

[valersus]

Baby Percy walks along the sea in Montauk, and from time to time finds amazingly pretty seashells, and tiny pretty beads he doesn't know a name for yet, and even gorgeous jewelry that someone might've lost and is upset now, so Percy picks it up and brings to mommy so she'd report it's been found.

Sally was nervous enough about fancy seashells that she had never, ever found on this dull shore in her entire life, or the pearls, selling which'd be more than enough to feed a town. The Atlantean jewelry becomes the last straw, and she, scared out of her mind, prays to Poseidon for explanation when Percy falls asleep.

Poseidon doesn't come in person, but his reply finds her with a gentle sea breeze. Yes, it's inconvenient, but she shouldn't be scared yet. It's just the sea nymphs who stumbled upon his child on a shore and sent small gifts for a baby to play with. It shouldn't attract unwanted attention.

Sally huffs, suspecting that not all the gifts were sent by nymphs only, but she has nothing to prove the theory.

[incorrect-seafam-quotes]

Kymopoleia: Dad, can I borrow the trident?

Poseidon: No.

Kymopoleia: *silently nudges Percy*

Percy: Dad, can I borrow the trident?

Poseidon: Sure! What do you need it for?

Percy, aside: Uhh... what do you need it for?

Kymopoleia, aside: For the revenge and destruction on humanity and the sky gods and the other ocean gods and-

Percy:

Percy: Actually, you know what dad? I don't need the trident anymore.

Poseidon: I knew I could count on you to be reasonable!

Percy: What if I said I needed to get revenge on someone?

Poseidon: With your moral standards Percy, I know whoever invoked your wrath has it coming. I'd grab some popcorn and a camera and cheer you on.

Kymopoleia: Hey! What about me? The favoritism is real.

Poseidon: Kymopoleia, the last time you had my trident you used it to break Pangea because you were upset Triton took your mother's last crab cake.

[eir-trixa]

Seafam au thingy. One of the scenes I'd like to write or draw (when I finally have the time AND brainpower) is Triton being rightfully protective of Percy when he's surrounded by the Olympians. He's lived amongst them for millennia. He doesn't like the way they eye his little brother with interest - may it be for his usefulness in quests, his power or some other things he doesn't like to even think about. No way in Hades would his sight be leaving his underaged brother for a second while they're surrounded by freaking Olympians.

Like, we can have Hermes coming in just to talk to Percy for one reason or another, then Triton appears out of nowhere and goes "HE'S SEVENTEEN!" then zaps Hermes to another dimension, Dr Doof style.

Apollo, about to actually flirt for the heck of it, backing off slowly from the scene.

Anyway, Poseidon finds it hilarious (but he'd do the same if Triton wasn't there).

[antiquitina]

a trope i just EAT up is where percy's seafam has no idea he fell into tartarus during the second war and months later when they're all just chilling in atlantis (#family bonding iykyk) percy just casually lore drops.

when triton, who is still coming around to liking this mortal, goes all big brother; when poseidon's eyes bug out of his head because what do you MEAN you went to tarturus, percy?!; and even amphitrite is like wtf

meanwhile percy is so confused like how did they not know? yeah i live for hurt/comfort seafam angst what can i say

[thelazuliwitch]

Drew my interpretation of Amphitrite and her children: Kymopoleia “Kym”, Rhode, Triton, and Benthesikyme “Benny”

[localfandomenjoyer]

A while back I wrote a post talking about how, once it becomes clear Perse is the reincarnation of Perseleia Kronide, her siblings will attempt to awkwardly hang out with her. I gave scenarios for Zeus, Hades and Hera, but here are some for the rest.

Poseidon runs into the problem of her still being his daughter, so all the non-intervention laws still apply. However, those same laws don't apply to Amphitrite, who finds all sorts of fun ways to spend time with her sister-in-law/stepdaughter. She's also mature enough to do so in a way that won't freak her out. Perse arrives home one day and Amphitrite is just... there, chatting it up with Sally like she isn't the mortal who slept with her husband. Turns out they've been doing this for weeks.

Demeter, like Hera, also tries hanging out in Perse's highschool, but she's even less subtle. I can picture her showing up without even altering her age and lecturing Perse's friends on their eating habits, giving unsettling reasons like 'your untimely deaths due to vitamin deficiency would upset my sister'.

Hestia doesn't need an excuse to spend time with Perse because she's perfect already and everyone is happy to be with her regardless. I imagine she figures it out first of the elder six, perhaps even from when they first meet.

Bonus points: Kronos himself wishing to spend time with his daughter. Imagine if during the Labyrinth section, instead of a duel, Perse just walks in and there's just Kronos-possessed Luke with a gaming console or something like 'if you can best me in a round of this 'Mario Kart', I shall release your companions'.

[mitsurob]

I have really nothing good to say about Percabeth (toxic from my p.o.v), except that they REALLY know each other's preference.

Annabeth: I saw you literally sending Rachel a sleepover invitation only to see Apollyon.

Percy: I invited Rachel to Montauk to gossip about her career mates.

Annabeth: And the hickey came with the gossip?

Percy: No! It came after gossiping. When Hermes came to deliver a package from Amphytrite.

Annabeth: Really? What did she send you?

Percy: Blueberry lubricant with a note saying "Mailman as entree and sunbathing as dessert. Just because your main course is dead doesn't mean that you have to stop eating."

Annabeth: Really? That's a weird metaphor for sex.

Percy: Later I noticed a dildo in my room. A very, very, veeeryyy blue and shiny one.

Annabeth: Amphytrite?

Percy: Worst. Kym. Anyways after R.E.D. left I ate my menu as intended. And since I had no main course, I fucked Ares.

Annabeth: KYM??!! ARES??!! SEAWEED BRAIN!!

[cabin-3-counselor]

ummmhummmm

oh yeeeeaaaaahhh

poseidon you are beating the "bad father" allegations

MY GOAT YALLL!!!!!!! SALLY I UNDERSTOOD YOU 🫵 I SEE YOU GIRL🫵!!!!!!!!!!!!