Movie Slate: ...what in the World is going on here?
Cotton Bucket: Star Wars argument.
Movie Slate: Who's winning?
Cotton Bucket: No one, and they're both wrong, everyone knows Return of the Jedi is the best one.
Movie Slate: That's a funny way of you to say Revenge of the Sith.
Cotton Bucket: ...
Movie Slate: ...
(second layer of lightsaber noises)
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