#and judgmental

[fawnloser]

so scary to try and look alt when my entire family is “normal”

[98oceans]

I can’t explain why exactly but she can get it

[thescaryflower]

why are there so many fucking christians like come on.

[pornoes]

I have to admit the truth…… you would probably find me very annoying in real life

[fosterem]

I hate sitting in the dance studio

It makes me acutely aware of how different I am than other mothers.. and how much I hate other people

[laschatzi]

tumblr can be a very exhausting and unnerving place... today it is.

[sassmasterthor]

Work conversations

Patient: “Oh! I have a dog too, he thinks he’s people and I treat him just like a person!! *psychotic grinning* Just like a person!”

Me: “I too love my dog and frequently refer to him as ‘the baby’. However, I also recognize that he isn’t a people and that he has needs and wants that are completely foreign to my life and experiences as a human. Please stop your nonsense.”

Patient: “I take my floofikins with me every where! Even to the Goodwill in the middle of summer! But don’t worry, I always blast the AC first and leave a window cracked!”

Me: “That’s literally the shittiest thing I’ve ever heard. Also, while I'd love to take Thor with me everywhere, I recognize that he isn’t comfortable or happy to travel with me everywhere and he certainly isn't welcome everywhere either. But I guess you don't care about that.

Patient: "You take good care of your dog, you must have children?!" Me: "No." Patient: "Well, you're young, but don't wait forever. Kids are better than pets you know. When will you have kids?" Me: "Well, my husband and I have talked about it and decided on NEVER. Besides, pets talk way less than kids. And they don't have opposable thumbs. Or judge me for the amount of wine it takes me to forget most conversations at the end of the day." Patient: *goes suddenly quiet*