#annethequene

[swingsetindecember]

"THIS ISNT EVEN THE ONLY BANK BEING ROBBED BY ME RN" FUCK

THEY’RE A PROFESSIONAL. THEY KNOW HOW TO GET STARBUCKS, TIP THE BARISTA AND ROB 3 BANKS BEFORE CHATTING UP WITH THEIR BFF SUPERHERO. AM I RIGHT? *VILLAIN HIGHFIVE* 

[imaginarylifetimes]

Fic Rec Friday  1.17

I read a bunch of smaller fics this time around (maybe more 100K fics next week?), so this rec has a few more than usual in it. Also, this Civil War fic is my new headcanon of how it went down afterwards:

The Way Out Is The Way Down by Speranza  | 17.6K | E | Bucky/Steve

"We’re alive in defiance of the law, now,” Natasha said bitterly.

“Well,” Steve said, and pushed his plate away. “We’ll just have to break in and get them.”

“Right, let’s take it from the top,” Natasha said wearily. “The Raft is a fully submersible supermax prison—“

“We can do it,” Steve said.

Teen Wolf:

Of Debutantes Verse by missmagoo  | 21K | Works: 3 | E | Derek/Stiles

Derek is a debutante.

Stiles is a cocky party-crasher from the public high school.

So Shed Your Skin and Lets Get Started by halfhardtorock  | 21.8K | E | Derek/Stiles

He's sixteen and in the woods on the wrong side of the town-line and he's so fucking fucked.

He knows he's not supposed to run, they teach that to you in preschool (don't run from a Were, back away slowly and walk with care), but they never told you how it would feel, standing alone in the dark with your heart beating in your throat as those glowing eyes tracked you from the shadows.

El Corazón del Lobo by heartsdesire456  | 22.5K | M | Derek/Stiles

Derek drove back into Beacon Hills on a Tuesday morning seven years after he had left it last with one single thought:

“Why am I doing this?”

But in his heart, Derek knew exactly why.

(In which Stiles suffers temporary memory loss and any serious emotional trauma could give him permanent damage so Scott calls Derek to come back and fake like he and Stiles are still together so that Stiles can heal)

Now The Walls Line The Bullet Holes by HenryMercury  | 25.4K | M | Derek/Stiles

Derek’s looking at him with an uncomfortable sort of reverence—keeping his distance, keeping silent—and that’s the final straw. Stiles has been holding it together pretty well, he thinks, what with Peter’s bite and almost dying and suddenly gaining new psychic powers—but he has no idea how he’s supposed to come to grips with a world in which Derek Hale is afraid of Stiles Stilinski.

Take Me Back To The Start by thingcalledlove  | 25.8K | M | Derek/Stiles

Derek had never intended to be named People’s Sexiest Man Alive. It just sort of happens.

[Or, in which Derek stumbles into stardom, becoming the next big thing and Stiles somehow stumbles (read: gets pushed unwillingly by the rest of the pack) into the role of Derek's PR boyfriend.]

Birds of a Feather Fuck Together by calrissian18, maichan808  | 26K | E | Derek/Stiles

Laura is a crusader without a cause, Stiles dances like the whole world's betrayed him and Derek's having trouble getting both feet outside his door.

Tutor!Verse by betp  | 29.5K | Works: 10 | M | Derek/Stiles

In which Derek is the worst at history and Stiles wears glasses.

Howlin' For You by Lenore  | 33K | E | Derek/Stiles

A college AU with strippers, crime bosses, and a mystery to solve.

A World Remembered by SuperfluousEmi, Winchesterek  | 39.5K | E | Derek/Stiles

Nearly twenty years after The Sickness hit, Derek returns to Beacon Hills where he finds a settlement run by an Alpha from his past.

Stiles and his pack take Derek into their territory, welcoming him home.

[Hilary Duff Lyric Redacted] by calrissian18  | 40K | E | Derek/Stiles

Stiles hadn’t been in Beacon Hills in five years, hadn’t seen Derek in nearly as long, when he got the text:

New number: ([phone]

or

An abundance of overeating and geekery, dangerous caffeine/sugar cereal addictions, surprise werewolves, bird insults, purple-eyed shrimp, reincarnated serial killers (it's cool, he has a leash), poorly played professional baseball, and a love story. In that order.

The Road Less Traveled by Cobrilee  | 41.3K | E | Derek/Stiles

The thought is, the soul mark is ambiguous so people feel like they have a choice in who they fall in love with. Stiles thinks it’s to torture him. Derek thinks it means nothing.

Then they meet each other, and realize they’re both wrong.

Drawn That Way by ChloeWeird  | 52.1K | M | Derek/Stiles

Derek is settling in (badly) at his new job at a gym in New York City. The job is fine, his co-workers seem alright, and his apartment is great, if a little lonely. The only problem: The infuriating guy who keeps sneaking into the gym to use the showers.

Never Let Go by SuperfluousEmi, Winchesterek  | 84.8K | E | Derek/Stiles

Derek shot his hand out and grabbed Stiles’ wrist. “Stiles, stop,” he snapped. He could see someone that he recognized as one of Stiles’ neighbors curled up on the ground in front of the mailboxes. The neighbor’s heartbeat was rabbiting out of control and the smell of blood was coming from him.

"Derek, what -" Stiles turned to look into the lobby and froze. "Oh my god. Tyler!" Stiles darted off towards his neighbor. "What happened?! Fuck. Derek call an ambulance!" Stiles stood there staring, blood everywhere on the floor around his neighbor.

“Stiles, don’t touch him,” Derek barked. “He smells sick and you don’t know if it could be contagious.”

[halffizzbin]

annethequene replied to your post:Did you guys know you’re supposed to keep your...

I still firmly maintain that this is A Variety and you should still do other types of push-ups

Supposedly I’m going to injure my shoulders if I keep splaying my elbows out lol but who are we kidding, it’s me. I’m going to end up injured somehow anyway.

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annethequene replied to your photoset:Some of the shoes at the museum yesterday!

is that…..a shoe museum

Nah, it’s an exhibit at the High Museum in Atlanta called The Rise of Sneaker Culture

Today was the last day though, I’d been wanting to go for awhile. They have rotating exhibits. A couple of years ago we went to an exhibit of concept cars called Dream Cars: Innovative Design, Visionary Ideas and it was SUPER cool.

[swingsetindecember]

i came because i heard u were cool. i stayed because you were 100% cool

ur cool beans. i followed u because i heard the same. and u were super cool beans. like chili 

[assassinregrets]

I changed my mind about the mcmansions thing but I still want to know about wine and be insulted

wine is hella gross and gives me migraines and i feel like people who are transported into immeasurable realms of nerdy ecstasy over what is basically just old grape juice are in on some hilarious joke that they’re not sharing with the rest of the world

wine is awful

[halffizzbin]

annethequene replied to your post “deformed-globule replied to your post “me: I recognize that in the...”

my best friend told me the same exact thing.

I cry about it LITERALLY every week tbh. It’s a horrifying and traumatizing concept to me. Have you seen pictures??? I DON’T WANT TO LOOK LIKE A GUILLERMO DEL TORO MOVIE MONSTER BETP.

And of course my helpful mom’s like “Well I don’t know what you’re so worried about! If you have clothes on no one will be able to tell!!” Yes thank you mom. That is the main scenario that those of us with both body and intimacy issues are worried about. Having clothes ON.

[halffizzbin]

annethequene replied to your post:annethequene replied to your post “annethequene...

i wish she was in the sequel

I HATE THE SEQUEL they should have been together forever wtf Disney WTF