May 2
welcome to ace’s brother’s comedy hour! if you like non-sensical anti-jokes or surrealistic humour, this one’s for you!
what do pigs eat for christmas?
cars!
what lives on the roof?
it’s an elephant doing a ballerina on the roof!
why does a chicken have 87 legs?
so it can swim under water!
why does ghosts have scary mouths?
because they look like zombie heads!
why do parrots have one nose?
so he can smell his hair!
what do you call a chicken with no nose?
chocolate!
why do people always have chocolate from christmas eve?
because they stink it in mud!
why does a pig have a tree?
so it can grow gardening gloves!
why does a lion hang upside down?
so it can hold it’s breath!
