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Alright fam how do we feel about SaMisa?

#SaMisa #Dickmisa #Misason #these are all terrible #I ship it #along with a hefty side of Beckett Sennecke #anywhooooooo #Sam Dickinson #Michael Misa

if anyone wants to brush their thumb across my cheek and cup my face while i scroll tumblr, i'm taking applications!!

#this is satire #no one fucking touch me without my consent #anywhooooooo #ladies??? 👀#.yappin away

*starts collecting them like marbles*

A random Elriel headcanon…

… I have is Elain getting so anxious with her impending mating with Lucien that she strikes a deal with the lesser evil—a fake marriage with the Spymaster that ensures her freedom. Azriel, who’s just found out Mor’s truth (aka how he unknowingly made her uncomfortable for 500 years waiting for a mating bond to click), thinks he doesn’t deserve a mate at all and accepts Elain’s deal as some kind of self-imposed punishment (typical Az).

But the marriage is not easy because they’ve gotta deal with the fall out. Because—

One, things have been negatively heated between them since Elain found her necklace on someone else.

Two, Lucien helicopters them 24/7 who’s agreed to not invoke a BD as long as Elain is genuinely happy (aka cue pretending until “the marriage was FAKE?”).

Three, Az is still processing Mor’s confrontation & his self-worth issues.

Four, Rhys steps into High Lord mode with Az for avoiding direct orders & keeps sending him to the Continent for longer missions (hehehehe more Koschei trouble).

And Five, Gwyn turns out to be his mate just when they start yearning again for one another.

AHHHH.

ANYHOW.

I LOVE A GOOD ARRANGED MARRIAGE PLOT. JUST IMAGINE—

“She’s my mate.” Lucien snarls.

Azriel grits his teeth. “Yeah? Well, now she’s my WIFE.”

posting the boy bc i miss him so very much

#ppl have genuinely told me it doesnt get better and honestly wtf??#i dont believe it bc i know from experience it does get better #and im like happy to have had him at all and glad he was happy and safe w me for as long as he did get #and like obvs it sucks absolute balls rn and it will for a long time but not for a second do i believe it never gets better #anywhooooooo #lazy life #hughie🐾💚#im thinking i might get his paw print as a tattoo #is that like cliche now? idk i dont really care

what are you doing girl

#willow #willow dst #willow ds #dst #dont starve #how did we get here #girl #more practice #yippe #yippe yippe #anywhooooooo #burnt the damn place down lady

dash i wanted to horny post SO BAD today but my energy levels dropped because i forgot to eat shhh n then i was no longer in the vibey headspace for it WAHHHHHH

#🌙 lily chats #anywhooooooo #goodnight everyone!!! big kisses n hope you have sweet dreams #I’m tucking you all in nice n cozy if it’s your bedtime now #n if it’s not then I will wake you up so gently with breakfast in bed hehe :3

old couple that wants to spice up their sex life so they prey on some young hot side piece in their early 20s to be the fun energetic third/spoiled sugar baby except it’s mephistopheles and baalphegor and you’re like their shiny new pet mortal they like to put in ✨situations✨

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#and by situations i mean you’re front and center in their weird sex shit #like idk meph choking you while destroying your holes while baalphegor rides your face & degrades you type shit #yaknow…#anywhooooooo #need them to pick me up from a bar & be like you’re our new pet now :))) sooooooo bad #dnd #mephistopheles #baalphegor