#apollo slayer of the mighty python

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Apollo: I never get any credit for inventing the education system!

Hermes: Trust me when I say you do not want people to find out that was you

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Well obviously

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Apollo: Then him and I will run into the sunsets together

Athena: Sunsets? Plural?

Apollo: There will be more than one night spent together!

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Ares: *sighs*

Apollo: what’s up

Ares: just thinking about how modern society threw my title ‘protector of woman’ out the window and branded me a misogynist

Apollo: now listen here, it’s just a suggestion, don’t take this to heart but

Apollo: Could it be the aesthetic?

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Zeus: Man I have the worst headache

Hephaestus: I can help

[inches towards axe]

Zeus: Hephaestus no

Apollo with popcorn: Hephaestus yes

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Artemis: I hate all men

Hunter: [points at figure behind Artemis doing a roley poley] Who’s he?

Artemis: That’s Apollo

Artemis: He doesn’t count

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Apollo: Koronis cheated on me

Hermes: Do you wanna talk about it?

Artemis: Do you want me to set her on fire?

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Artemis: [Burning Koronis]

Apollo: Awe thanks sis-

Apollo: *remembers she’s pregnant*

Apollo: ArtemIS NO—