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ultimatedesertdefense

aprons-and-alchemy

“Oh hi. I’m Al, what’s your name?”

[revindicare-archive-blog]

I'm sorry but your ooc post about having a pet snake made me fuckin laugh because I read it all in Scar's brohood voice and I just-- I fucking lost it

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omfg.I’m upset because I can’t imitate Scar’s voice otherwise I’d totally do a reading of my tags in his voice holy shit. Anything I say OOC would probably sound ridiculous coming out of his mouth.

[aprons-and-alchemy-blog]

“Y-you only get away with it because you’re my boss! A-and I can’t slap you!”

[carbonclaws-blog]

“And I’m sure next you try tellin’ me that you wouldn’t like me flippin’ ya skirt.”    He sneered as he had already beaten the guy half to death. 

[carbonclaws-blog]

msharuno said: //total swoon noises aprons-and-alchemy liked this water-chimera said: (That’s-that’s just the best,good job.*clap clap clap*

“Ladies, ladies please. There’s enough Greed for all of ya.”

[xiracundia]

aprons-and-alchemy gon learn today

Without her seeing him, he sneaked up on her. At least half the can of soda was poured over the girl head, a smug expression on his face. “Whoops, my bad. So sorry” He said sarcastically.

[kingpetre]

ヅ

ヅ for a situation that got both our muses arrested

Well, this was exciting, wasn’t it?

Truth be told, his stomach was still grumblingjust as much as it had been before they had made the decision to shoplift.And their shoplifting attempt had been a failure.So as him and Peyton,who very beautifully attempted to play his pregnant wifegoing into early laborvery very early labor(admittedly, the plan wasn’t thought throughand peyton is way too slim)were being led out of the storein handcuffsbecause peter had so graciously granted upon themilitary policeman who had (rightly) accused them of falsehoodan intense patty-cake slap on his face.Very intense.(Oh how Peter loved an independent womanwho would save him from the evils of the military police)they both found their facesslammed against the hood of the police cars.Next to each other, at least.They both had their arms bounds behind their backs,and they looked into each other’s eyes-Peter leaned over and planted a gentle kiss on Peyton’s foreheadbefore being jerked away and thrown into a vehicle.That familiar grin found his face and Peyton was placed into a different vehicle.Get arrested with your significant other? [✓]

[xiracundia]

aprons-and-alchemy

“Sorry, this store has a ‘no bitchy gingers’ policy. See your ass out.” He certainly remembered her.

[kingpetre]

the door across; peyton/peter

to think you had been running for so long//only to run back you’re here again and she’s here too.  you never really noticed in the beginning. life had just been a continuous cycle of  meds work sleep until you realized she was there.  a hallway away, actually. the door across from his own was the door she used every day.

And suddenly, the poison that controlled him, numbed him felt lighter. Gift after gift, he left in front of the door across. Small things - there was nothing he really desired to buy with his useless paycheck anyways. Now, he had a job. A roof over his head. He had been conformed to a lifestyle that he preached hatred against. But a part of him didn’t feel anything for it or against it. He just - existed. Nothing more than that. But she existed, which made it more. For once, he felt more than nothing. 

And one morning, he opened his door And at that moment, the door across opened and he saw her again. “Hello,” he spoke. “Good morning.”