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Scriddler relationship problems:

Scarecrow: sorry to disappoint you, Edward, but I'm afraid I don't feel the same way.

Scarecrow: You feel like constantly correcting me, and I feel like murdering you.

Three moods of Riddler

Scarecrow: what do you want from me, Edward?

Riddler(offended): nothing.

Riddler(furious): everything!

Riddler(desperate): anything at all?

Hatter: (nervous) how about we just forget about this little misunderstanding?

Scarecrow: (sinister) You glued a bunny ears headband to my head...

Hatter: Happy Easter, I guess?

Scarecrow: It's July.

Arkham quots:

Riddler: I'm world's greatest EVERYTHING! You wish you were me!

Anyone sane: Hard pass.

Riddler: I thought, you were nearly blind, Crane. Last time you even asked me to thread a needle for you.

Scarecrow: …so I could repair your favorite shirt.

Riddler: And not to watch me take it off?

Riddler: I'm not saying I'm perfect

Riddler: But look at my face, this is the closest to perfection that humanity can get!

Harley: *kisses Batman*

Robin: Ew!!!

Catwoman, and Joker: Take your lips off my man, bi*ch!

Riddler, Two Face, Scarecrow: *wish they had the guts to do as Harley*

Ivy: *fixing her lipstick* That's my girl!

Scarecrow: I'm surrounded by lunatics.

Harley: I recommend breaking out of Arkham.

Scarecrow: I never said I dislike them.

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