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The Wrong Birthday Present
Jaune & Yang: Happy Birthday, Pyrrha!
Pyrrha: Aww, thank you, guys!
Jaune: We know you've been asking this for a while, so—
Yang: —We got you something special. *Hands Pyrrha a small box*
Pyrrha: *Opens the box but looks slightly disappointed* Oh...
Yang: What's wrong? Don't like it?
Pyrrha: No, it's just...
Jaune: Just what? Is it not your style?
Pyrrha: Not that, it's just this isn't what I meant when I said I wanna watch...
Jaune & Yang: Ooohhhhhhh...
All in an uncles days work 4
Nora: sooooo any thoughts on why do we have a new class to go to?
Ren: I’m unaware of the reason as well
Pyrrha holding hands with Jaune: well hopefully it will be a great experience
Jaune looking at the class name on his scroll: survival. Hmm maybe this will be useful
Ruby: hey jaune you guys excited for this new class
Yang: rubes calm down. *she says that jaune and Pyrrha are holding hands* oh lover boy, you and p-money finally got together
Internally she was jealous, secretly she always like jaune, he was cute, nice, good with Ruby, and he laughed at her puns
Weiss: really Pyrrha is he blackmailing you
Pyrrha:😡 no
Blake: can we just get to new class
Ruby: yea I could be fun
In the survival class
Jaune: hmm the teacher isn’t here yet
Pyrrha: they should be- *door opens* oh there they are… wait
Alex: ok kids butts in seats
Yang: but we are in our seats?
Alex:… shud up, now many of you think you know what to expect when you’re in the field but I’m here to tell you. You don’t know jack
Jaune: uncle Alex?
Alex: hush now jauney… Mr. Arc? Screw it im calling you jauney. But anyhoo on to teaching
One class later
Alex: jaune and yang can you two stay I need to talk with you both
Yang and jaune look at each other: ok?
The other students leave
Alex: well I have something’s to inform you two about
Yang: lay it on us teach
Jaune: yeah
Alex: first off did you know your fathers are drinking buddies
Yang: what… you mean that old Nick guy *she looks at jaune* oh ok yeah you do look a lot like him
Jaune: yeah but my dad is like a mountain
Yang: that’s right super beefy, not my type but I can see what you mom likes about him
Alex: please don’t talk about my sister’s love life 🤢
Jaune: ok so what does our dads being friends have to do with what you want to tell us
Alex: hooo oh yeah um, so one day your dads were drunk off their butts and well tai and nick made a promise that… well-
Yang: out with it!!!
Alex: Nick promise me tai that his oldest daughter would marry his boy. And tai agreed, jaune you know for darn sure about your family and promises
Jaune: but what about-
Alex: Pyrrha oh you know for damn sure you mother would approve
Yang: I’m … I’m engaged to vb
Alex: just so you know he will treat you right his mother and 7 sisters made sure he knows how to treat a lady
Jaune: please don’t remind me
Alex: speaking of your sisters I caught another one
Jaune: who?
Alex: well it was more like 2 Zelda and Sarah
Jaune: ah the twins
Alex: yeah that came with rope and duct tape
Yang: can we get on with that fact that vomit boy is going to be my husband!!!
Alex: oh right I have to give you this *hands her a note*
Yang reads it:…. Ok your my husband lover boy
Jaune: what did it say
Yang: that your my perfect guy and we should be yanging right now
Jaune: snrk *laughs* oh boy that was so corny
Yang 😳: ok we need to get Pyrrha. I’m ok with the marriage but no way am I going to be some man stealing Bimbo
She pulls jaune away
Alex looks at the letter: oh my me juny why, you had to use this *the paper is revealed to be a sigil that allows the gazer to see their future. More specifically their future love life* that’s the last time I travel the multiverse with you
Glynda: Mr. Briar?
Alex: oh Glynda h-how are you
Glynda: are you still afraid of me?
Alex steadies himself: I- I was never afraid of you glyn I, *sighs* I had a crush on you and when I saw you with James
Glynda: you liked me?
Alex: yes you were my partner how could I not love you
Glynda: you stupid man I was using James to make you jealous, you were always talking about that Tia woman-
Alex: Glynda, tia is not someone that you need to be jealous of, she… she doesn’t exist in this universe, and this version of me has never met her
Glynda: ah yea that right your multiveresal travels
Alex: it’s my job to but I think I need to be here now… I kind of attached myself to this world
Glynda: Alex you know what-
Alex: yes yes I know. Which is why I didn’t fully do it and it’s technically not attached to me. While I am the wanderer, my brother the adventurer, who’s essence resides inside me as he rests. He is connected.
Glynda: so what does that mean?
Alex walks up to her and wraps his arms around her: I’m here to stay
Glynda looks into his eyes: good *she kisses him*
Taiyang: Could you please go away? I'm watching cartoons with my daughter.
Yang: DAAAD~! Dad, a fun one is on- Oh, hey, what's up, beautiful? Yang Xiao Long; I live in the guest house. What say you and me get together in a spe-shul way~!
Pyrrha: I-I'm pregnant.
Yang: The more the merrier~.
Jaune: With my baby.
Yang: Hey, you can come, too, beautiful~!
Pyrrha: !
Jaune: !
Yang: Would you look at that? I guess I call both men AND women beautiful? I guess I'm OPEN-MINDED AS HEEEEELL~! And I think you're pretty good-lookin'~.
On a happier note; Armored Dragon double surprise pregnancy?
Yang: im preggers!
Pyrrha: *eating chip* jaune yang is pregnant.
Jaune: cool bean
Yang: imma name it beans
Pyrrha: no you are noy
I don’t OT3 often but the thought Pyrrha, Jaune, and Yang intrigues me.
(Crossover AU) How would Yang and Pyrrha reaction to seeing their own cousins, Tifa and Ezra flirting with Jaune right in front of them
Yang and pyrrha:
Armored Dragon (Yang, Pyrrha, Jaune)
Any ideas
Pyrrha being the adult of the relationship.
They asked for no pickles
Armored Dragonslayer
Jaune: You guys don't have the bodies of those cheap lingerie models on magazines. You have the bodies of true women.
Yang and Pyrrha react
Yang and pyrrha:aw
