the people (two of them) have asked, so you shall recieve. woe, sanfo thoughts upon ye. discussion of torturing ahead

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the people (two of them) have asked, so you shall recieve. woe, sanfo thoughts upon ye. discussion of torturing ahead
Zuko haters always bring up how he burned down Suki’s village. Which was bad, don’t get me wrong. (Pointing to Season 1 Zuko in general as a gotcha is such a ridiculous move considering the whole redemption arc thing, anyway.) But I always noticed that antis make it sound, like, way worse than it actually was. If you’d never seen ATLA and you read some of these comments, you might think Zuko actually purposefully razed the village because he hated Suki or whatever. When it was actually just the sort of collateral damage that naturally arises when you start throwing flames around wooden buildings.
Now, stealing Song’s ostrich horse…that was a real kick-the-dog moment. If you’re going to ignore Zuko’s redemption arc, harp on him about Song rather than Suki.
Finally have a character to be Shadebringer's equivalent to Joker, here's Melter. She's a hedonistic arsonist who follows every single desire she has, regardless of the harm it will cause. She also has the ability to teleport from anywhere to anywhere once a month, even if there is anti-teleportation magic/technology, letting her avoid the consequences of her actions. In-universe Shadebringer comics will range from making her a silly, camp joy to see in action, to a disgusting person with every paraphilia in the book. Echo definitely prefers the goofier iterations. If I'm making her the Joker equivalent, I probably need to make a lot of comic art for Echo to see on social media to convey the oversaturation of a character who's lost their fun (I miss when Joker was a silly guy)
Narnia Incorrect Quotes 887/?
Edmund: Hey, wanna help me commit arson?
Susan: What the hell?!
Edmund: Oh, sorry, my bad
Edmund, whispering: Hey, wanna help me commit arson?
Susan, whispering back: Of course, what do you need?
I had cousins over for the 4th of July, and their kids were wearing dinosaur shirts so I started to talk with them about dinosaurs (bc I’ve got a big fossil collection and know a lot and want to get the kids interested in science). …And my cousins immediately go in on how they just went to the creation museum and absolutely loved the dinosaur murals there, how realistic and interesting! (They’re really strict southern baptists). I wanted to cry lol
If I had nothing to lose, I’d go around the country burning those museums to the ground. I really and truly would.
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Villain kicked down the door to Hero's (not so secret) hideout, lazer ray drawn and ready. It was one thing to be a pain in the ass but it was another to just not show up to the bank robbery they've been planning for weeks. It was extremely rude and unprofessional of Hero! Villain took it as an excuse to take the fight to Hero's base.
However, they were a bit surprised to see a messy looking Hero wrapped up in blankets and watching 90's cartoons.
Hero pouted at the sudden interruption before lazily putting their bowl of cereal to the side and pulling the blanket over their head.
"Really! Not even a hello!? You should be groveling and begging for my forgiveness! You-" Villain was cut off by a throw pillow hitting them in the face. They didn't know if they should laugh at the sheer absurdity or burn everything to the ground. They settled on looking shocked and annoyed at Hero.
"Leave me alone. I can't deal with your theatrics. This isn't a good day." Hero buried themselves into the couch, accidentally knocking the cereal on themselves. Villain expected them to jump up and try to clean up but they adamantly stayed.
"Dude, what's up with you? You're never like this. And how old was that cereal?" Villain asked figuring that Hero was likely poking at it for the past few hours.
Hero shuffled, finally poking their face out from under the covers. Villain cursed themselves for not noticing the dark circles under Hero's eyes and just how frail they looked.
"I just need a pick-me-up. That's all. I'll be better tomorrow."
"I'm not taking that as an answer. Get up and hop in the shower. I'll clean up this mess and order dinner."
"But it's 8am?"
"No, it's 8pm dumbass. Now go take care of yourself before I have to."
No more pretty boy Michael Afton! From now on, Michael Afton will always be portrayed as unhinged and ratty. An absolute dysfunctional mess of a person, who hasn’t sleep a full night in God knows how long, and is about five minutes away from committing arson.
Marvin: Okay, what does A stand for?
Anti: Arson.
Marvin: Aw, you're so good. Okay! B! What does B stand for?
Anti: Barson.
Jackie: *laughter*
Marvin: What stands for C?
Anti: Commit arson.
Jackie: Oooo.
Marvin: D!
Anti: Don't come near me, I'm going to commit arson.
Jackie: *more laughter*