Apr 23, 2019
Some tasty G!Pap and his massive dong here to drink you under the table for the (very late) March pinup
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Some tasty G!Pap and his massive dong here to drink you under the table for the (very late) March pinup
OKAY SO THEORETICALLY IN SSIC... If Reader just told the skeles (specifically Sans, Red, and Hunter) what was going on and how to fix it they could probably figure something out since they recognized the black shit she described being injected with, right? Like this is burning me up inside I need to know
Green?
Green adjusts his glasses and pulls out his notes. “Well, in theory, you would be correct…assuming they recognize the black substance her marrow is made of. I’m trained in this sort of thing, and am part Gaster myself, and even I don’t recognize it.”
He glances around and lowers his voice, twitching a little as a flash of purple overtakes his eyelights for a second. His hand starts writing furiously on the pad of paper next to him, without even a second glance.
“The doctor inside of me insists it is too dangerous to experiment…but the mad scientist that lives beside him has a different idea. The magic transfers, from Papyrus…they shall serve as what one might call a small-dose test. If it reacts the way I hope it does, then it opens up a whole new realm of possibilities! If my theories are correct, and she does draw from some form of void magic, it would not only explain her marrow, but also the black spot on her soul.”
He frowns down at his own handwriting, stuttering in his theory as he sways slightly, clutching his head.
“But, uh…t’is only a theory. And the time frame is…much too troublesome…pardon me, I seem to have overworked a tad and…I need to rest.”
He slowly gets up, a tad bit wobbly, and makes his way out of the room, leaving you alone with only the note he was scribbling. You lean over to read it, and in big, scratchy letters, it says:
Nothing is what it seems
DO NOT TRUST HER
If you had to choose any Paladin, past or present, that you haven’t already had, who would it be?
Blue: He was a lot more goofy and laid back than people gave him credit for. It would’ve been fun to bond with him!
Green: With how much he knew about engineering and Alchemy I always really admired him. I wish he could have taught me more in the time I knew him.
Blue: No fair! I already called dibs!
Yellow: I just…I wanna make sure he’s protected okay? Black does an amazing job but I’m still more armored than she is. He deserves to be safe after everything that’s happened…
Red: I’ve known her since she was young. It would have been nice to carry on the family legacy but Blue clearly worked with her much better than I would have in practice.
Black: He’s shown a lot of initiative lately. I will admit that I am impressed with his growth and would very likely choose him to succeed Shiro if the others came to an agreement.
"Being tall is a boon and a curse in one," Green chuckles, rubbing his skull. His face is lit up a vibrant green and he seems to be avoiding your eyes.
"He's incredibly shy," MK says, snagging his tie and pulling him down to smooch the bump.
Tea kettle noises erupt from the tall skeleton as he freezes in place.
MK pats him gently as he blushes and self-destructs. "See what I mean? He's so fun to mess with~❤"
i am living for the disaster straight coran thing bless u
Green: I mean…am I wrong?Coran: *grumbling off-screen*
Not sure how all this works but hello!
~Green
May I ask about your guys’ sexualities?
Blue: Oh? What made you so curious?~Green: Blue, stop! That’s NOT what they’re asking!
Green: As an actual answer to the question, our physical strength depends on our bonds with others i.e. our paladins and each other. So we don’t experience sexual feelings in the same way, but as far as prefence, we don’t have any specific tastes. Here, I drew a cohesive chart to clear things up. I’ve also been studying the residences of the castleship and put them on here for future reference.
Lance: HEY! Why am I a disaster?!Green: Are you SURE you want me to answer that? Because Pidge and I proved it scientifically.
Since you like green -- what do you think of Pomona Green? (very popular colour in the English Regency Era) Basically a shade of Apple Green haha
Eh, not really my color green 😂 if that makes since. Ironically I like 3 types of green: Forest, moss, & teal