#ask macaque

[artepti]

Lovingly led to Ruin (LLR) - Masterpost

Episode “What was I thinking!?”

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When I was small, I was always amazed by Ask Blogs, so why not mimic their format for a bit before we continue with the regular schedule? I'll see if there is any demand/interest, otherwise I'll just go right back to comic strips :]

All hail to Wukong and his inability to control his tail’s movement when he feels sad!

Also I promise the other monkey is getting real clothes soon lmao-

For now, the Askbox is open for 3 days, please make sure to read the info/rules in the last picture before sending an ask to either Mac or Wukong, thank you! :D

The 3 days are over, and the askbox is closed now, so I can start working on them! :]

Thank you for all the great asks!

[askshadowpeach]

¿When will they kiss? It's clear they care about each other~ 🥺

¿Have you had any partners or casual dates with other people before?

Are they ex-partners? Or just ex-friends?

Let's say, magically, Macaque gets pregnant through magic or something like that. What would they do with the baby? Would they raise it together or separately? Would Macaque even tell Wukong about the baby's existence?

(Warning, talk about mpreg at the bottom of the post, sorta? Even though Mac's intersex to the canon of this blog. Also implied past abusive relationship, not Shadowpeach, but Mac did have someone else that he was with, but not willingly.)

Momo Mun here to answer the first question- They are still in the first, shy, tentative steps on the road to recovery. They haven't yet healed enough to kiss one another or get into a committed relationship. It will take some time for them to get to that point. And it will be determinant on how the blog goes, influenced by asks/arc/etc. Questions/Arcs can either influence them more towards healing, or it can cause them to relapse and take one step forward but two steps back in their relationship.

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"Only one partner, willingly."

"Once upon a lifetime ago."

"Also, for the record, Celestials, Demons, Mystics/Mythicals don't date in the sense mortals do. We do courting/courtship and it's a constant thing, always in motion. Human dates are more of a special occasion thing for humans, but every moment during courting/courtship is special to Celestials, Demons and Mystics/Mythicals."

"I wouldn't call them partners, I've had a few intimate moments with others during my youth before and during the journey, before I adopted some modesty by the teachings of Master, but they didn't mean anything to me. There's only one that ever meant anything."

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{Sometime in the VERY, VERY, VERRRRYYYY distant past}

**Wukong purrs and nuzzles Mac, before giving him a kiss to the cheek.**

**Mac sighs softly, purring back as he nuzzles up closer to him.**

**The two of them curl back up into the nest together, falling back asleep, anyways, because they're so comfy and warm in the sun together**

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Back in the present, before tensions could intensify anymore, Mac has noticed the last ask about him getting-

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"..."

"I...."

"Uhhh..... what?... the... fuck?"

"....ppftttt"

**snickers, trying to stifle his laugh**

"BAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAH! Mac, pregnant?! OHHHHHHHHHHH! OH HAHAAHAHAHAAH!"

**Wukong falls over onto the floor, rolling around, deep belly laughing, hysterically.**

"OH MAN! Bud! You should see the look on your face! YOU pregnant? THAT'S HILAROUS!"

"...."

"Ahahahahah...hahaha...ha-"

**He clears his throat**

"You uh... good, bud?"

"..."

"Uhhhh... bud? Helloooo? Earth to Macaque?"

"Oh great, now look what you did. You've broke him."

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(Momo Mun: Mac's implication flew over Wukong's head. He didn't get the subtle hint. Don't worry. He didn't just ignore it. It will come up later! If you don't understand, I'll clarify it. Mac said he only ever had one partner willingly. That partner being Wukong. However the way he said it, willingly, implies very subtlety that he's also been with another partner, but not willingly. Which I will say was a bad relationship for Mac. He felt nothing for THEM, he was forced into this relationship. Thankfully he's free of THEM now. This will be a plot point to come back to at a later date and time, though.)

[ask-thesparedau]

what are mac’s favorite fruits

“Bananas are also ok.”

[xxmoon-warriorxx]

Ask Macaque / Yuelei anything!

The ask box is open! Go ahead, don't be shy now!

Just remember the general rules before you ask or follow, or the ask box goes on the shelf until you can play nice or you get blocked.

General rules:

1. Nsfw Asks Allowed but only if you are 18 and above! In fact if you aren't 18 you probably shouldn't even be interacting with this blog or @xxsun-kingxx and any other blogger linked to this blog verse.

2. Harassment of any of the fellow bloggers involved with this blog verse is not allowed! Do not try and force what you want to see onto the bloggers if they're uncomfortable with it.

3. Do not send in hatred to the muns/roleplayers behind the characters, that is an automatic blacklist/block from each blog involved in this blog verse.

4. Be respectful and kind, do not beg for certain things if told no.

5. Please feel free to send in gifts/images as long as they're not too NSFW because Tumblr doesn't like that!

6. Please give yourself a name and emoji associated with you if you're on anon so I can have Mac respond to you correctly.

7. IF YOU ARE NOT A CERTAIN PERSON ASSOCIATED WITH A CLAIMED EMOJI DO NOT IMPERSONATE THAT PERSON USING THE EMOJI! That's no good and it ruins the fun, especially if you're using their name/emoji claim to cause issues/trouble and drama.

8. Macaque is willing, like Wukong to adopt and will probably also steal a child. So if you really want to make a character to be an adopted Shadowpeach child consult both the muns/roleplayers behind Wukong and Macaque and we will see if it will work out or not. Please don't randomly make one up and just yeet it into the story unless we've given permission!

9. Do not send in character hate/bashing that's intended to actually be serious/true character hate.

10. No God modding/pretending a character did something they didn't/killing a character through an ask unless given permission to do something harmful to a character first. Emotional harm is fine so long as you indicate that it's not true character hate and it's just for drama! Use a monkey 🐒 emoji of any type or banana 🍌 to indicate it's not serious hate and just for the drama.

11. Have fun 😊

[askshadowpeach]

Macaque and Wukong, are you on good terms with your parents? Have Wukong’s parents met Macaque and have Macaque’s parents met Wukong? Have both sets of parents met eachother?

"Awee, you wanna know about my family! Sure, why not!"

"I was born from a Sunstone Egg on Flowerfruit Mountain, and King Shàn Jūn, and his wife, Queen Jiā Tíng adopted me! Basically, they had been praying to the Heavens for a LONNNGGGG time for a child, and I fell from the skies a lonnggg time ago in the Sunstone Egg."

"I stayed incubating for a long, long time, but then one day I hatched, and they took one look at how downright adorable I was and decided I was their baby boy! I get along great with my parents! My dad, though retired, helps me with the more diplomatic side of my Kingly duties, and sometimes he will take over as acting King whenever I'm away from the Mountain. He and love to paint together, and we both love to collect things, much to my Ma's annoyance."

"She calls us hoarders, but then she turns around and collects things like seashells, seaglass, pearls, and stuff from the ocean, you should see her and dad's chamber in the Temple! It's entirely ocean themed! Anyways, Ma is always there for me whenever I'm having a bad day, she gives the BEST hugs! She and I also love to scrap book together, we have drawn and taken many pictures of our family over the years!"

**He pulls a random mooncake, filled with peachjam, out of his pocket and the pops it into his mouth and eats it**

"She also makes the best sweets ever! I have a notorious sweet tooth! So, I keep a little tinbin full of sweet, filled with peachjam, that she makes in my pocket for peach-filled sweet emergencies!"

"As for Macaque's parents... well... that's... a touchy subject."

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"We don't... talk about them much, because of something that happened when I was younger."

"Mac? Bud... do you want to talk about it, or?"

"......"

"No. You... you can do it."

"Are you sure, bud? You know we don't have to-"

"Just get it over with, Wukong. If I know people. and I DO they won't stop asking about it now that you've said something. So just tell them."

**He silently, and somberly shadow portals away, leaving Wukong to it**

"... Okay. Well, see... Mac's parents- they used to be around. His father Mòxuán Shuò was my dad's right-hand, his general, his warrior. And his mother, Mínyōu was our top healer on the Mountain. They also prayed for a child from the Heavens, and then Macaque's Moonrock Egg washed ashore."

"They were so happy to have a child on the way. I was just a youngling then, only a few years old. I was so excited, because with the arrival of Mac's egg, it would mean I would have a friend like me! See, the Monkeys on Flowerfruit Mountain aren't exactly mystical monkeys, but they aren't regular monkeys either. So, I was the odd monkey out for my first few years of life. So, when Mac's egg came to the Mountain from the ocean, I was excited, Mòxuán and Mínyōu too. But..."

"But before Mac's egg hatched... something bad happened, something I'll NEVER forget. The War between the Magical Clans. Celestials, Demons, Mystics and Mortals alike. Fear spread through the world over magic users who had magical powers like chaos, shadow, necromancy- just any magic that wasn't connected with light, purity, nature, and the like. Mac's father well, he had shadow magic. He wasn't just my dad's warrior. He was also an Emperor, see my dad only ruled ONE half of Flowerfruit Mountain while Mac's dad ruled the other. Mòxuán Shuò was Emperor to a Shadow Clan called the Midnight Lanterns..."

"Several magic users, Celestials, Demons, Mystics and Mortals alike stormed Flowerfruit Mountain, knowing that Mòxuán Shuò and his clan of shadow using monkeys lived there with us. So many Shadow Clans had been wiped out by this point, or banished to realms beyond this one. My father fought so hard and long, trying to get through the battlefield to save Mòxuán and Mínyōu... but..."

"By the time he got there... it was too late. The magical users that attacked Flowerfruit Mountain couldn't kill Mòxuán and his clan was too strong for them. But they could get rid of them through banishment. Mòxuán and Mínyōu... and the rest of the Midnight Lanterns, including Macaque's egg- they were ALL sent to another realm. Some of my father's OWN Troopmates were also caught up in that chaos and were sent there too. The only one that came back from the Shadow Realm... was Macaque, a few years later."

"As for how he was brought back from the Realm that his parents, he and the others were banished to... that's something Macaque hasn't told me. All he says is that it brings back too many bad memories of someone he wants to forget, someone that used and abused him for a few years before he ran away, and somehow made his way back to us. Mac's parents, the other members of the Midnight Lanterns and my father's Troopmates that got caught up in the banishment runes... we haven't seen them since. They're still trapped, somewhere we don't know."

"So, yeah... our parents did know each other. Macaque barely remembers his parents or any of his siblings, since he was taken away from them sometime after he hatched and brought back to this realm. Mac doesn't even know if they're alive or dead, and he doesn't think we'll ever see any of them again."

[askshadowpeach]

Are you both super ticklish? >:3

"I'm not ticklish. But a certain Shadow is. But I don't think you wanna try it, bud."

"Touch me and that's the last thing you'll do in this realm."

"As for me, it's no problem. I'm immortal! I can tickle him no problem."

"DO NOT."

"Whoa calm down, bud! Okay. No touchie. Got it."

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(Momo Mun: Wukong's a liar. He is so ticklish. But why would he tell anyone he has a weakness?)

[askshadowpeach]

*reads the bottom ask of this blog and GASPS* Lovely 😌👌, Now! i have some questions only a FEW trust.

Thoughts on MSI? (Mindless self indulgence)

Favorite flower?

Favorite animal?

if one another were hurt BADLY how would you react?

Favorite song (from any band or artist!)

"Mac isn't back just yet, after that last ask. Haven't seen him in a few hours. Anywayssss I guess I'll just have to answer these questions myself."

"Also....MSI...? MSI.... mhnnnn.... Mindless Self Indulgence? Where have I heard of- "

"Ohhh the band! Yeahhhhh... not really my scene, you know. That's more of Macaque's thing! He loves their music. I'm more into anime music and video game music, myself!"

"I do have a few favorite bands, but their songs are more fun, not serious and upbeat, songs that get you dancing and moving, you know? Songs like, the Cha Cha Slide, or Everybody Dance now, or Don't stop me now, or Shooting Stars. As for Mac, he likes things like Three Days Grace, Breaking Benjamin, Red, My Chemical Romance, Green Day, Starset, The Crane Wives, Bring Me The Horizon, One OK Rock- that kinda stuff. He also likes more traditional music too, calmer, more soothing and relaxing. He's got a wide variety of tastes."

"I really like peach blossoms, because they turn into my FAVORITE fruit ever! Peaches! Whenever the blossoms start to bloom, I KNOW that the peaches are going to start budding and ripening! Though I do like moonflowers, and dandelions, love blowing their fuzz, and I absolutely love sunflowers. They are HUGGGGEEEE sunflowers shaped like the sun! They're like if a flower could be your friend!"

"If not friend, why friend shaped?"

"Monkey supremacy! Monkeys are obviously the greatest animals in all the realms! But also, tigers, bears, and lions are pretty cool!"

"Oh and bunnies I really like bunnies a lot! They're downright adorable have you SEEN their little fluffy and poofy and-"

"OH! Yeessh! You're really just gonna go and ask such innocent, fun little questions first, and THEN come out swinging with a heavy hitter outta nowhere!?"

"...If Mac got hurt..."

"..."

"Ohhh would you look at that! Suddenly I remember I had training with the Kid! Sorry, gotta make like a banana and split!"

"Also, one of my favorite songs from one of my favorite bands is Witch Doctor by Cartoons and also Peaches by In The Valley Below! Kayyyyy byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

**Shadow portals back in**

"Hey uh... Wukong I just wanted to say, about earlier, leaving you to talk about that on your own I-"

**Wukong zips on by him, startling Macaque for a moment**

"....??? Wukong?"

"O-kayyyyyy. What did you guys do?"

**He reads the questions, and looks confused. Wondering why Wukong would be upset with any of them**

"Damn, what's got his bananas in a bunch?"

"Talking about MSI, huh? I see you too have an ear for pure, raw talent! One of the best bands out there, I'll say!"

"Favorite flower, huh? Y'know I never really put too much thought into that."

"I guess Plum blossoms would be one, cause that's when I know plums are gonna bud and ripen. Uhhh lavender, because it's calming, calendula because of the orange and gold combination, moonflowers, and sunflowers-"

"-honestly, I'm just picking ones that pop into my head for no real reason. Don't look too much into it."

"Favorite animal? Well, I really like ducks, wolves, snow leopards, red pandas, aye-ayes, and uh..."

"Uhhh.... bunnies. For no particular reason, whatsoever."

"Wukong getting hurt? Uhhhh, do you live under a rock, perchance? I dunno if you've noticed, but the guy's like seven times immortal. Not much can hurt him. "

('Though if anyone did try...')

**Macaque contemplates murder to himself**

"Favorite song from any of my favorite bands? How about four. Vandalize by One OK Rock, Moon Will Sing by The Crane Wives and Running With The Wolves, but covered by Untuned Guitar, and War Of Hearts by Ruelle. I have a lot more, but we'll be here all day if I listed them, so-."

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{{Momo Mun: Yes, before you ask Macaque didn't connect the dots on why Wukong was upset, because his oblivious ass doesn't realize just how much Wukong cares about him. Wukong being upset over being asked how he would react over Mac being hurt completely went over his head. Because he doesn't think Wukong would react too strongly to him being hurt. Mac might have some issues with believing people care about him, genuinely.(due to past experiences.) And not realize that YES they would ACTUALLY feel worried over him. Oh dear, I've said too much, oops~}}

[askshadowpeach]

to macaque, did something happen to your right eye? when you use your shadow magic, sometimes i notice that there’s a little ‘x’ where that eye should be. :( i hope it’s okay, dude!!

"Stared too long at the Sun. Then I tried to fight it and lost."

"Not funny, bud."

"It's my trauma and I pick the coping mechanism! Fuck you!"

"Why are you like this?"

"Because I can be."

"Don't start that again!"