MC: Hey has anyone ever called you ASSmo by mistake?
Asmo: What?
MC: Just occurred to me after someone mispronounced my name again.
Asmo: The only one who’s ever called me that was Lucifer.
MC: im sorry WHAT
MC: Not even Mammon? Belphie? Levi?
MC: But LUCIFER?
Asmo: Sorry I meant he’s the only one that did it by MISTAKE. He was a little drunk 🤣
Asmo: But no one’s done it on purpose since they realized I take it as a ✨ compliment ✨
MC: Wait why
Asmo: I have a nice ass, don’t I~?
MC: Sometimes I admire the way you twist things your way









