Doritos y lloroncitos @asteroidtroglodyte

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Doritos y lloroncitos @asteroidtroglodyte
GODDAMMIT NOT AGAIN
I’m trying to figure out what your pfp is but I must admit that I’m somewhat at a Loss
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A flower for your dash
What a pretty bloom!
I have described The Ocean as a”Murder Chowder” before and would be happy to elucidate the many reasons it deserves that name if you would be so inclined!
I mean… I feel like I can understand why you’d describe the ocean as such, based on what context I already have, and I feel like I probably will not *like* any of the many reasons I don’t know, but I don’t ever plan to spend time in or on the ocean more than going waist deep at the beach very occasionally, so fuck it!
Tell me some disturbing ocean facts, @asteroidtroglodyte !
**don’t get me wrong, I love the ocean and have a deep respect for it, and it deserves more protection than we currently give it. But I love it from afar, you know?
Tell me about these Phyrexians and their beliefs
Disclaimer: I'm going to say a lot of things in this post, and some of them may be wrong. Feel free to tell me I'm an idiot in the tags
The Phyrexians are a race of bio-mechanical creatures from Magic: The Gathering. They've been around in the lore sense near the start of the game, but I will be mainly focusing on the New Phyrexians, who left their home to invade a different people's home, because they are the main villains of the current arc and the ones I know things about.
T-Tricck or?
TrEat?
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Voilà!
In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate.
This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished.
However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition!
The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous!
Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you, and you may call me V.
A very valued vocalization from a vaulted "villian" and victor of values. A vexation to villains veiled in virtue and vanity, their ventures truly vile. The validity of the voice of vindication verily virtuous. To vanquish such vermin is to be the vanguard of the vox populi, venerated and valorus.
I am vivified and validated by your vocation of this verse Troglodyte.