#asujimmy

[dumturtle]

WIS - your Wonderland family

Obviously the most important part of picking a ship is making sure they have a good ship-name together! And so... 

@allykingsleigh with @chloeoftheball. Their name would be #ALOE, and their relationship would have healing properties like the world has never seen.

@lyra-k with @jimdubs. #LYMY isn’t spelled right but the idea is there and makes me want a nice refreshing lime beverage. 

@scarlettcorazon with @marykatehood. #SCARY! 

@whereswaldohatter with that Dylan guy. #DYLDO! 

@deeturkey with @pennylanewilde. This isn’t my favorite choice but it IS tourney season, so #TURNY!

I NEED ENTERTAINMENT

[asuxsor]

Who are your ideal Valentine pairings?

Wait, are we seriously already thinking about next year here? Because if we are, chop chop, people, you’ve got ten months to get your act together, and I know half of you are half braindead and will take that long or longer.

With that said... here’s my 2020 wishlist:

@levbelrose and @chloeoftheball. Steal her right out from under your big brother’s nose, Baby Belrose! It would be the most interesting thing you’ve ever done in your entire life.

@andreatriton and @whereswaldohatter. Karma’s a bitch just like @scarlettcorazon.

@maddielabouff and @cecefacilier. Stop making heart eyes at @jimdubs, get together, and then drive each other so crazy you off each other, yay!

@rosalienothale and @lacklands. Just so that those bratty freshmen will stop acting like they’re going to be the premiere theater couple around here. They’re not even hot!

And I already got my wish of Marley and Dylan getting back together, which means... I deserve a Valentine. Boys, you have 10 months to impress the hot, single member of the Donati family, time’s ticking!

[fredcilier]

Cece, lina, reggie, liam, jimmy, jordan

SEND 6 PEOPLE AND I’LL TELL YOU WHO I WOULD:

do the sexy love™ with: @liamdubcis‘s the only one that’s not shrimpy.

sacrifice myself for: @jordanjinn... sorry, sis. 

kick:  @cecefacilier, gotta kick you instead. 

take to prom: @eveningstardubois.

abandon in jurassic park: Don’t care where @jimdubs and the other one end up.

push off a bridge: @regdubois and Jim-jam can fight for what they want.

[sumskellington]

HON Chloe, Harmony, Andy, Jimmy, Reggie, Maddie, Diego, Mackenna, Aileen, Ruby, Emmett, Marley, Noa, Leilani, Waldo, Lyra, Kalika, Haverly, Mary Kate, Cassie, Frankie, Penny, Candi, Kimi, Mackenzie, Heath, Viper, Quincy, Sydney

Oh my gosh! Um, I’d never want to make anyone feel bad, so can I make a... Cute, Pretty, Beautiful, Hot scale instead? 

@chloeoftheball is pretty!

@harmonytriton is also very pretty!

@andreatriton is hot!

@jimdubs is cute.

@regdubois is cute, too. 

@maddielabouff is beautiful.

@thediegodevil is...  cute! Let’s go with cute! 

@mackennadunbroch is beautiful.

@ailsbroch is hot!

@ruefitz is pretty.

@emmettvardaros is cute.

@princessxymarley is beautiful.

@noa-atua is hot!

@leilaningata is beautiful.

@whereswaldohatter is hot.

@lyra-k is pretty.

@rosebudalexiou is hot!

@princessofisolationx is cute.

@marykatehood is pretty.

@cassieadale is cute.

@frankiefearless is hot!

@pennylanewilde is cute.

@svgarrush is hot.

@hamadakimi is cute.

@mackgin is cute.

@heathlemon is adorable! That’s a cute offshoot, it felt right.

@viperbubbles is cute.

@quincydavis is pretty.

@sydneyandersen is cute. 

I NEED ENTERTAINMENT

[hadleyforte]

A Family Affair by PolkaDot98 reviews 

He's her brother's brother, but Claudine just can't stay away...

Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,321 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3h ago - Published: January 2, 2019 - [James D, Claudine F] 

[hadleyforte]

All of Me by PolkaDot98 reviews 

Valentine's AU where Jimmy Dubois serenades a very DIFFERENT girl connected to his family's past instead... How will she react to his wooing? And what will happen when Maddie La Bouff sees?

Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,537 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 3h ago - Published: Feb 15, 2019 - [Celia F, James D] Madison L. 

[asuxsor]

Any new ships you're on board with or want to see happen?

Oh, do I have a list for you. These couples would definitely shake things up if they’d just do us all a favor and go for each other:

@chloeoftheball and @jimdubs. Come on, @maddielabouff who?

@claudine-frollo and @regdubois. They’re boring enough for each other, don’t you think?

@gastonlegume3 and @abigailtremaine. We all know that their hate sex would be hotter than whatever she’s doing with his twin.

@shortyshortz and @racheladale. So much hyperactive niceness in one couple that they might explode and save the rest of us from how nauseating they are as individuals.

@lucianadevil and @vitanikiwa. Just make it official already and shut up about it!

I’d love to see @leilaningata ruin her life and her friendships. Maybe by going for either @whereswaldohatter or @noa-atua. 

@bobotomago and @mateobjorgman. If I can’t have them, they should just be stuck with each other for all eternity.

@novafitzherbert and @kovukiwa. I’d love a cheating scandal around here, honestly.

@finnbecker and @wndersoph. So. Much. Baking. And it would get her away from my brother.

I definitely could see the following happen as long as they don’t get boring as fuck:

@hookedonharriet needs to wake up and smell the salt water if she can’t see @tobiasslade right in front of her. Either that or run away with @rosalienothale like she keeps saying.

@liamdubcis seems like he’s juggling two girl so why not make it a ménage à troiswith @lilyofthegoth and @faciliersfreddie

@gastonlegume3 is only ever gonna get that kale love from @hailstormporter

@jimdubs is totally in love with @dahlialabouff what are you even talking about Brookie?

But I could definitely see what you’re saying about @leilaningata and @whereswaldohatter. I mean the best way to get over someone is to get under someone else.

@emmettvardaros is not fooling anyone with that sweetheart gag. The boy might as well say he’s with @winterpumpkin already instead of beating around the bush though maybe they’re in an open ship and that’s why he and @viperbubbles are still hooking up. He’d probably put a ring on one of their fingers first though so oop.

And that’s my take on that.

[asuxsor]

Are The Three Wishes really as good as they think they are?

Definitely not. Like, let’s compare them to 1D. There’s no Harry, and there’s no Zayn. There’s @thediegodevil, clearly the Louis of the bunch since he doesn’t properly take care of his hair. There’s @ticktockbents, clearly the Liam of the group since he’s immensely forgettable. And then there’s @jimdubs, whose corny little boy sweaters rival Niall in the Night Changes video. They don’t have the fame factor, end of story.