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Liam: Surprised I haven't seen any kind of Christmas pageant being put on by the drama club. You guys not doing any kinda show this year?
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text ❄️ linny
Liam: Surprised I haven't seen any kind of Christmas pageant being put on by the drama club. You guys not doing any kinda show this year?
Tag, you're the mistletoe master! Pick two of your ASU classmates to stick under the mistletoe together this holiday season.
I think my dear friends @maisy-macguffin and @lacklands could have a really good time...
Lev, Eddie, Johnny
Fuck: @lacklands maybe? I know him a little better than @eddie-delacruz but they’re both cute.
Marry: @levlumos. He is my favorite person in the whole entire world, after all.
Kill: @eddie-delacruz. Kill the spare?
send me 3 names and i’ll tell you who i’d marry, fuck and kill
Hemi, Noa, Johnny
Fuck: Not interested, sorry!
Marry: @n-atua and @hemimanawa both? They can take care of each other’s needs or whatever, and I can just enjoy having them around when I’m not busy in my garden.
Kill: @lacklands. I don’t remember if I’ve ever even talked to him, so he’s the easiest to dispose of. Having three husbands would be a little much.
send me 3 names and i’ll tell you who i’d marry, fuck and kill
Who are your ideal Valentine pairings?
Wait, are we seriously already thinking about next year here? Because if we are, chop chop, people, you’ve got ten months to get your act together, and I know half of you are half braindead and will take that long or longer.
With that said... here’s my 2020 wishlist:
@levbelrose and @chloeoftheball. Steal her right out from under your big brother’s nose, Baby Belrose! It would be the most interesting thing you’ve ever done in your entire life.
@andreatriton and @whereswaldohatter. Karma’s a bitch just like @scarlettcorazon.
@maddielabouff and @cecefacilier. Stop making heart eyes at @jimdubs, get together, and then drive each other so crazy you off each other, yay!
@rosalienothale and @lacklands. Just so that those bratty freshmen will stop acting like they’re going to be the premiere theater couple around here. They’re not even hot!
And I already got my wish of Marley and Dylan getting back together, which means... I deserve a Valentine. Boys, you have 10 months to impress the hot, single member of the Donati family, time’s ticking!
johnny, rosalie, anja, maddie, casper, dolly, kaz
SEND 6 PEOPLE AND I’LL TELL YOU WHO I WOULD:
do the sexy love™ with: @casperlocke, but only because I’d...
sacrifice myself for: @kazmartyn (and I also don’t want to seem too eager to move our physical relationship to the previously aforementioned level even though I might be more interested in it than I care to admit!)
kick: @anja-bjorgman.
take to prom: @lacklands.
abandon in jurassic park: @maddielabouff and @dahlialabouff.
push off a bridge: @rosalienothale.
Sebastian, Evie, Johnny, Chloe, Lily, Ruby
SEND 6 PEOPLE AND I’LL TELL YOU WHO I WOULD:
do the sexy love™ with: @chloeoftheball, how smart she is is so attractive!
sacrifice myself for: Um... Wow, I must seem so selfish, not wanting to give up my life for anyone else’s. I’m sorry! I’ll try extra hard to make a difference in the world so my selfishness is worth it.
kick: @ruefitz? I don’t know, it’s this gut vibe!!
take to prom: @happyevieafter would do a great job getting ready with me so we may as well enjoy the dance together, too!
abandon in jurassic park: @lacklands! But it’s a film set, not the real deal.
push off a bridge: @sebkoenig. Not that I’m strong enough to, but still.
Sydney, Bori, Johnny, Harper, Adelaide, Hasira
SEND 6 PEOPLE AND I’LL TELL YOU WHO I WOULD:
do the sexy love™ with: @boribjorgman. What can I say? Hooking up with cute nerds who seem like they need to get some is kind of my thing.
sacrifice myself for: @hypewithharper. She’s fun.
kick: @sydneyandersen. I love Kendall but his sister’s kind of whiny.
take to prom: @lacklands.
abandon in jurassic park: @hasira-mwitu? Let me know if there are any prehistoric sharks out there!
push off a bridge: @adelaide-charming.