#asuhaverly

[oaklynnoaken]

text 💬 havlynn

Oaklynn: Are you seeing this right now?

Oaklynn: Snow on the forecast EVERY DAY this week! I JUST got back from Arendelle, I thought I was supposed to get to be warm for a while!

[cassidystabbington]

Who would you like to be caught under mistletoe with?

@thediegodevil. Not because I want to kiss him, but so that his stupid girlfriend can see firsthand just how much I don’t want to kiss him. Maybe realizing that even with a free chance to go for it I wouldn’t want to would make her less goddamn annoying.

[lyra-k]

Text: Laverly

Lyra: Keeping secrets from your sister is a terrible feeling. I'm hoping it's not something you've ever had to do.

[hannaharendelle]

Tag, you're the mistletoe master! Pick two of your ASU classmates to stick under the mistletoe together this holiday season.

Uh... people who like kissing? It’s too boring to say @haverlyarendelle and @thediegodevil, or @icemasterbents and @prncsscndi, right? How about uh... @gunnarwestergaard and @melodytritonx? He’s accidentally burned my plants before, so... a mermaid’s watery enough to make him cut that out!

[emmett-thunderstrike]

@haverlyarendelle​:

Think I can live with that, maybe even a little proud of it? I’ve never broken anyone’s heart before!

Damn, that is ice cold, I’m finally seeing the whole snow princess thing out of you! Sucks to suck, though, I said if, not that you did. Gotta try again on some poor sucker you can actually make sad, good luck.

[novafitzherbert]

WIS: Yourself, Ruby, Anne, Lily, Ginny, Emery, Emmett, Spencer, Rocket, Felix, Cassidy with

Ew, you guys really think I’m supposed to care about all of these people and their gross love lives? Thanks, I hate it.

Me: Adventure and awesomeness. And also @margaerycharming.

@therubyfitz: Well since she bored @robbshood away I guess that means whoever she dates next should be someone boring. What about @sonnylemons? No one likes doctors, they save lives or whatever but it’s at the expense of having any kind of personality!

@annefitzherbert: FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT ANNE SUCKS! And @casperlockex is always saying how @sumskellingtwin is a boring fun-sucker so she’d be perfect for my sister!

@lilyofthegoth: She’s going to get mad at me for saying this BUT OH WELL! It’s been my job ever since I met Lily to make sure she has fun and lives her best life and then she WENT OUT AND GOT A TOTAL SNOOZEFEST BOYFRIEND WHO BRINGS HER BACK INTO HER SHELL! So dump @liamdvbois, stop being a turtle, and maybe you could go become a pirate with @tobiasslade! DO IT. DO IT NOW.

Ginny: UHHH I’m running out of people, you guys! THIS LOVE CRAP ISN’T FUN FOR ME! Maybe Ginny could go out with @lishangjr or something since he’s old and I already gave his girlfriend to Anne.

@emery-gothel: I STILL SAY NOBODY, sorry! Nobody here has proven that they’re good enough for her and it’s really boring and annoying watching her throw herself at boys that keep saying she’s like a little kid! I mean, I guess her liking all the wrong people gives me an excuse to attack people with my frying pan, which I love to do... but Em always says she doesn’t want me to do that on her behalf so therefore her love life is cancelled.

@emmett-thunderstrike would be related to me if Anne marries Summer and he marries @winskellingtwin, so obviously that’s cancelled. Maybe he could get with @haverlyarendelle since they always talk about each other for no reason! Or if there is a reason, I have no idea what it is, I don’t pay attention to them like that!

@spencer-thunderstrike: He’s a butthead but some people like that or whatever. Maybe @diamcndskylucy? She looks like she could deal with grumpy people. Or maybe that’s just her face, what do I know?

@rocketstrongbow: Who did I say for her before? I already forgot so they couldn’t have been that fun, whoops! Maybe she can get with @djcygnet when his grumpy grandma cancels another marriage or something. She’s cooler than most princesses and he also has fun pets, which, you know, I support. Everyone should have those in their lives, even if they’re just stealing them from their boyfriends.

@felixstabby: He’s just gross and only cares about naked stuff! @lagunadelmar seems like she likes to be naked, so can they both go be in a naked cave far far away where I never have to hear about it ever?

@cassidystabbington is also grumpy and boring!!! I know I’m amazing but I can’t fix people who want to be the worst! Maybe stick her with @jacksondoppler so he can fly her into outer space and leave her there!!!

i need entertainment

[fredcilier]

text 💬 fredverly⚡

Freddie: Girl, your ass best have not Yoko Ono'ed the Three Wishes while I was away.

[icemasterbents]

I need to know all of the secret Olaf information you've accumulated over the years! There are so many things we haven't asked him, like does he like girl or boy snowmen? Does he like anyone? Does he want to go on double dates with the one of us that dates? WHAT'S IN OLAF'S HEART?