#ateezfighting

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hongjoong: here is a wall of my favorite idols. they’re all inspirations to me

san: they’re all you

hongjoong: i’m big enough to admit that i am often inspired by myself

[lostgoats]

jeongin: a sexy concept? im comfortable

jeongin: you wish you had a piece of this absolute beast

jeongin: *takes a long sip of plain milk from a wine glass*

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jongho: have you always wanted to be a singer?

yeosang: yeah, except for that one summer when i was five and i really wanted to be hello kitty

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yunho: does the five second rule also apply to soup please reply quick

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san: *sitting on a bench*

hongjoong: why do you look so sad?

san: sit down with me so i can tell you

hongjoong: *sits down*

san: the bench is freshly painted

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wooyoung: my world is flat

hongjoong: the world isnt flat

wooyoung: MY world is flat *pulls san under his arm*

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kidnapper: we have your son

hongjoong: which one?

kidnapper: jongho

hongjoong: [visibly relieved] nah you don’t have him

kidnapper: wh-

hongjoong: [whispering] he has you.

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mingi: if homo sapiens were in fact, homo, is that why they’re extinct?

san: homo sapiens are people

mingi: i’m not judging