Sep 29, 2021
hongjoong: here is a wall of my favorite idols. they’re all inspirations to me
san: they’re all you
hongjoong: i’m big enough to admit that i am often inspired by myself
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hongjoong: here is a wall of my favorite idols. they’re all inspirations to me
san: they’re all you
hongjoong: i’m big enough to admit that i am often inspired by myself
jeongin: a sexy concept? im comfortable
jeongin: you wish you had a piece of this absolute beast
jeongin: *takes a long sip of plain milk from a wine glass*
jongho: have you always wanted to be a singer?
yeosang: yeah, except for that one summer when i was five and i really wanted to be hello kitty
yunho: does the five second rule also apply to soup please reply quick
san: *sitting on a bench*
hongjoong: why do you look so sad?
san: sit down with me so i can tell you
hongjoong: *sits down*
san: the bench is freshly painted
wooyoung: my world is flat
hongjoong: the world isnt flat
wooyoung: MY world is flat *pulls san under his arm*
kidnapper: we have your son
hongjoong: which one?
kidnapper: jongho
hongjoong: [visibly relieved] nah you don’t have him
kidnapper: wh-
hongjoong: [whispering] he has you.
mingi: if homo sapiens were in fact, homo, is that why they’re extinct?
san: homo sapiens are people
mingi: i’m not judging