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kidnapper: we have your son

chan: which one?

kidnapper: jeongin

chan: [visibly relieved] nah you don’t have him

kidnapper: wh-

chan: [whispering] he has you.

predebut jisung: im 10% testosterone, 20% bottled teenage rage, 70% ready to fite at all times, and 100% a little bitch

felix, running into the room: merry CHRIStmas!!!!!

chan: well felix navidad to you too

jisung: i was walking out and i found a zombie on the street. those costumes are getting really realistic

jisung: *points out window*

chan, sleep deprived, staggering:

jeongin: ahh, it’s fall. everything is falling. the leaves. my grades. changbin.

jeongin: *shoves changbin down the stairs*

jisung in interviews: i have a big mouth and an even bigger ego

jeongin, after a haunted house: i made some friends

jeongin: this is ghost friend, this is zombie friend,

jeongin: and this is vampire friend

chan: that was uncalled for

jeongin: what time is it?

minho: it’s time to learn how to striptease, baby

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