#atla shitposting

[sneezypeasy]

"average aang child gets 3 bonding experiences with aang a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average aang child gets 0 bonding experiences with aang a year. Gliders Tenzin, who is an airbender and gets 10,000 each day is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[yourhighness6]

I think it says a lot about the respective ships that the first Kataang shipper was Sokka and the first Zutara shipper was Jun.

[atjsgf]

where is the father figure taylor swift edit for zuko and ozai

[ilikepjo24]

Zuko when he was poor and hungry and met Mr Hot Stuff aka Jet: 20 silver pieces is 20 silver pieces.

[prodogg]

"Nooo you can’t like Azulon x Ilah, because Azulon is evil"

Oh, I can and I also know that he is a shitty imperialist that attacked the water tribes but he loves his wife and was shitty to his second son. I don’t see the problem.

[the-evil-skull]

"Who's Zuko?" "Oh just some angry freak with a ponytail." The fact that the Gaang identifies him to Toph by his hair and not his scar implies they literally wouldn't recognize him with his new hair skdhrgdgsvscsvsgg what a concept

Atla au where Katara visits the Jasmine Dragon and orders a cup of tea, thanks "Lee" and goes about her day without connecting the dots. Zuko and Iroh are left completely baffled.

[lightdancer1]

One last bit of shitposting on 'my sister was mean, baww' as the standard of Azula's evil:

*Zuko walks into a bar*

"My sister's the worst, she calls me a dum-dum!"

*Perturabo downs an entire mug of Space Wolves liquor in a drinking test with Dorn, looks over*

"If you think that's bad," *hic* "I literally decimated my sons because they weren't perfect enough to suit me."

*Zuko goes away from the bar to a quiet table in the corner*

Dorn: "You shouldn't be scaring the mortals."

Perturabo: "As always, you are incorrect. This kid comes in and whines about his sister being mean. Fuck that, I was an ass to my brothers."

Dorn: "I think it's a little more than that with us, brother."

Perturabo: "I mean my real brothers, Andos and the like."

Dorn: "OK that makes one."

[kellylovesmax]

Lmao. This is pretty accurate about Zuko and Sokka’s first meeting.