#au hcs

[saltypearl712]

While all the Beans Plush talk is going on it reminded me

I’ve had this idea for like years now that him, Arts and Crafters & Playtime have like this little crafting club

And since Beans is an adult he also doubles as like a chaperone/supervisor

I need to draw this but I always forgor

[radioappleheadcanons]

@nunalastor I was going to send you this as an ask, but then it got long and I figured, I'd just make it its own post.

Human AU

Charlie is taking a break from school after her first year because she doesn’t know what she wants to do. Or rather, she doesn’t know which of the many things she wants she should follow. She wants to run a non-profit to help people, anyone who needs it. She wants to run a hotel. She wants to be a businesswoman like her ‘Aunt’ Rosie. She could take over any of her aunts or uncles from her dad’s side. There is just too much to choose from. Her girlfriend Vaggie is in the other boat, not knowing what she wants to do, but because she has no clue what she wants now she’s finally free of her family.

They move in with Charlie’s dad and ‘Uncle’ Alastor. They aren’t quite sure what the relationship between them is, because they know it’s not biological, and they don’t act like a normal couple. But they’re clearly more than good friends (They’re in a QPR, but the girls don’t learn that until later). Nifty, Alastor’s ward is there. As is Husk, who refuses to explain why or how he got there. Alastor just smiles somewhat evilly when they ask him. It’s Luce who explains to them that Alastor paid off a large amount of Husk’s debts from a time of drinking and gambling and that part of the terms was that he had to stay with them to prove he could get and stay sober. He tells them not to mention it because it’s a touchy subject.

Charlie thinks Alastor is wonderful for that, and it helps her warm up to the man whom she had started to have mixed feelings about. She knows Alastor and has known him for several years, but she never realized how close he was with her dad. It’s because of this story that Charlie feels confident that she can bring the thin and very white blond guy she found getting beat up by drug dealers home. Alastor has very very mixed feelings about this, because it was funny when he did it. It’s less funny when Charlie does it. But Luce helps pay off the guys and promises that if he behaves he can stay with them. Nifty is the one who recognizes him as the Adult film star who went missing some weeks ago. Alastor demands to know how she knows that because he could have sworn he’d found and destroyed her collection/any accounts she had. (He never gets an answer)

Charlie and Luce are glad that he had never sold and moved out of the large house he had bought when Luce’s siblings had still been under his care. It’s the home she grew up in, and if it felt a little too big when it was just her, her dad, and her mom; it had felt 10x worse after her mom left. She still has a little hope she’ll come back, and her dad does too, even if he’ll never say it. That’s why he kept the house. But now, that dream doesn’t seem so heavy anymore. Not with the seven of them living together, and the frequent visits from Rosie, and Angle’s friend Cherri. Somehow Cherri’s not-boyfriend ended up staying with them too. No one is really sure how that happened.

This fluffy, hurt/comfort (with a little bit of angst) AU features such things as:

Forcing Alastor to get a new coat because the one he has is a vintage 20s piece that really needs to be retired

Helping Angel fight his addiction to drugs and reconnecting him with his twin sister

Charlie and Vaggie figuring out what they want to do with in life

Lilith returning and them figuring out how she fits in their lives now

Luce finding non-traditional jobs he enjoys and can do while working around his depression (he’s very well off, so he just started living off savings after Lilith left and his depression got worse)

Cherri and Pentenoius getting together

Alastor ticking off his ex-friend and coworker Vox

And More!

[luxscape]

Greetings 😁Can I request a zombie apocalypse au with the Hashirama,Tobirama and Madara?Thank you 🎈

Zombie Apocalypse AU

Hashirama

Resilient, resourceful, and revolutionary, Hashirama is the survivor who rallys people together. He would start a camp of survivors that would eventually develop into a large community, which would then turn their encampment into a settlement!

It's difficult to make it through many of the days, especially ones where they lose someone. But he is resigned to see the tough times through to a better future—perhaps not the status quo of the past, but something good for all, including rest for the undead.

He would inevitably come to lead that new town, as Hashi just has that undeniably optimistic element that draws people forward, draws them to change, to his transformative radiance. In this AU, he would use his powers grow produce and flora everywhere he went, as long as it was safe.... if he still had powers, that is

He would also try to use his powers to end the zombie apocalypse however he could

Hashirama is a self-sacrificing moron willing to die his loved ones, including the family he would undoubtedly have, unperturbed by the morose realities of the current world. That's almost certainly how he meets his demise, succumbing to the undead to save someone from that same fate.

Tobirama

Pragmatic, prudent, and posturing, Tobirama is the sort of person who will do what he must but will not compromise his integrity or honor, even in survival mode. He's not going to team up with just anyone; he will be scrutinizing when the opportunity to join forces comes along, lest he be weighed down and anchored to an untimely fate.

His only concern at the beginning of the outbreak is finding shelter secure enough, water clean enough, and food plenty enough for one (1) Tobirama and one (1) Hashirama. Once that is accomplished, Tobirama might be capable of processing the scope of what they're experiencing, and formulating a long-term game plan for something beyond survival. But his main concern is the safety of his brother, and almost simply as an extension, himself.

He will not hesitate defend both himself and his brother or their territory and resources, but Tobirama makes every attempt not to encroach on others or start shit. He sees any unnecessary conflict as a liability in the post-apocalyptic landscape. Tobirama is the kind of guy to pass by a peaceful settlement rather than reach out to try to forge an allegiance, lest conflict inevitably arise.

All that said, Hashirama's influence means Tobirama could never stay away from others for too long. It's likely that a stray survivor or couple comes along, and Hashirama convinces Tobirama that each group will be better off together.

Madara

Bleak, bleary, and bitter. Scavenging, attacking first, surviving. That is the only life Madara comprehends in this landscape. His sole focus is preserving himself and his direct descendants. If it's not his brother, his wife, or his child then it is expendable. He'll do whatever it takes to keep them going.

Autopilot is where he lands when the beginning of the virus sets down upon the world, and it's where he is when he dies. He is fixated on personal armament, traveling to a fortified area, providing for his family, and decimating anything that comes between those three goals. Knowing Madara, he would likely devise a plan of using the Infinite Tsukuyomi in an attempt to control the virus, or at least, the zombies.

The concept of a survivor camp or settlement is bizarre and beyond Madara. He sees resource-piling as a way for others to take from him and his family, not a secure way into the future. Anything he can take, he will and he will guard anything he has to the death. That being said, it's likely that he would perish early on, due to his utter lack of cooperation and trust in others. No amount of influence from his loved ones could interfere with his beliefs, especially his Us Versus Them mindset in the apocalypse.

The last dreary days of his life would see not only the end of Madara but his family, too. Without the aid or support of others, they would likely be in a constant state of movement to avoid large groupings of zombies. They would be exhausted, downtrodden, and likely suffering malnutrition when the end came upon them, left with only fleeting moments to reflect on what used to be, before they were consumed.

[writerman]

Human Garrett purposely playing loud obnoxious music to keep Aro away from his room when he's mad at him. Music he knows Aro dislikes immensely.

Garrett cranking that shit up to max volume, putting ear plugs in and going to bed.

[lilweaselcanons]

@parkourhub​ asked:

5, 7, 10, 11, 31, 42, 50 - eshu

5.Can they cry on command? If so, what do they think about to make it happen?

     No. Absolutely not. They are not well versed in mortal’s range of emotions. Most of Eshu/Collector/Jinx’s emotions are odd/unfitting/Uncanny/Unnatural of a situation. Their default is often unnaturally ‘happy’ or playful. Even in situations where it would not usually call for it. (I.e. His whole comment about not being mad right before splattering Belos into a puddle). 

        Eshu as a deity isn’t typically easy to anger or upset in general. Not because he is necessarily too ‘kind’ to be upset, but more because he’s a being of chaos, deceit and games. His natural state is ‘playmate’ or ‘Jester’ mode. It’s rare that he is upset and when he is, its usually anger. (genuine Anger is so rare with the child god that it usually ends violently)

          The only exception to these rules are his connection with his marked. He is often able to experience a wider range of emotion’s / more natural emotions with them/ for them. This does not always mean these emotions are utilized naturally or appropriately either though. Simply that they can be felt and sometimes in a more fitting scenario.

                        Also it is well known (To Asra at least), That Eshu is AWFUL at fake crying.

7.What would you (mun) yell in the middle of a crowd to find them? What would their best friend and/or romantic partner yell?

I would yell something along the lines of ‘Eshu has no drip’

                          Asra would only have to yell that they were being bullied. Or yell in general in the vein of discomfort. Eshu will jump at the opportunity to blame Nyx.

10.What fact do they excitedly tell everyone about at every opportunity?

     That Asra has called them their favorite. More than once.

                 Either that or the fact that Jinxie is a nickname Asra gave them. They will actually never shut up about either thing. They’ll get a megaphone. Any time their marked shows them favoritism or affection? Its getting a feature length presentation everyone has to sit through. Especially Nyx. (Booo Stinky nyx. you wish you were this cool. stinky.)

11. If someone was impersonating them, what would friends / family ask or do to tell the difference?

Be more dramatic. As dramatic as you can. Make less sense. Throw yourself into furniture. Scream cry and throw up at .1 second of inconvenience to Reaaaallllyyy sell it. Punch someone for calling Asra by their name. If these dont all apply at once you fail the impersonator test, its not them.

31.When do they feel the most guilt? How do they respond to it?

   Guilt is a very foreign thing to Eshu for the most part. While they can somewhat sympathize or recognize that something has upset/caused harm. They don’t really understand it on a personal level. It’s a very mortal feeling.             

              As they possess less range of emotion in general, and less things can affect a deity that can move space and celestial bodies at the flick of the wrist. There’s very little they cannot obtain, and little that affects them. Even when they can say ‘ huh, that seems not good or they seem not okay’, even when they agree with ‘helping’ they often don’t understand WHY. They often dont have much personal investment, outside of wanting things to be positive again so they can get back to having fun without hinderance.

                  When they DO feel guilt, it’s usually been with their marked. Considering they struggle so heavily though with understanding what to do with the emotion / how to process it, it often creates frustration and sometimes anger in the child-like deity. As they only feel it fleetingly and with their mortal. (&& usually to do with them too). Not knowing how to cope with FEELING that can often lead them to feeling angry, or trying to fix it by blaming something else for said feeling. Often they lack the ability to reflect on their own actions to truly understand what guilt is/ why its happening.

42.If invited to a TED Talk, what topic would they present on? What would the title of their presentation be?

     There are only a couple of options for how this would go

                      1. Why the dog has to friggin go

                      2. Nyx is stinky, should be put down.

                      3. Asrie’s face is cute 10 hours version

                       4. Plum is a salad enabler and its going to destroy us all.

50.What belief / moral / personality trait do they stand by that you (mun) personally don’t agree with?

Definitely their self serving nature && the deflecting any blame onto others. 

      Granted a lot of it in the character is due to their existence as a deity && the type of being they are. Eshu, while certainly not necessarily malicious by intent, or ‘evil’, is a very selfish person. && is the result of someone with unrestrained freedom, power, and self interest. While they don’t necessarily set out to harm others, or want to be the one to do so, they are an opportunist who wants to serve their interest first.

                Even when they do feel ‘bad’ about their actions, their natural go to is to patch it quickly and find the solution that benefits THEM most, rather than the best solution for everyone. Again, a lot of it is due to the type of being they are, but that doesn’t necessarily make those actions okay. Nor does it detract from the fact that Eshu as a character, can be very toxic. Evil? No. Malicious? No.

                 But very morally grey, self serving, and a lot of toxic behaviors as a result of this.

[alliooup]

Soulmate AU!

1.) soulmates have existed since the beginning of time. Life as we know it would be completely altered to accommodate this phenomena. People live their lives sensing the emotions and feelings of their soulmate. They share dreams, occasionally glance in a mirror to see a stranger’s face staring back, or are wracked with immeasurable pain or pleasure without explanation. One always has to wonder if their childhood ‘imaginary friend’ was a result of the soul bond. Although it’s possible to go your entire life without meeting your soulmate, it takes some effort. After all, it isn’t called the red thread of fate for nothing; a pair of magnets will always be pulled towards each other, even if it means a harsh collision. Rapunzel lived an isolated life as a child, leading to her having an abnormally strong bond with her soulmate by comparison. She doesn’t know who he is, but she paints him (or at least how she feels him): a sky melting from dawn to dusk to the pits of midnight, a lonely stag in the middle of the woods, the sun resting against the skyline spilling sunshine over the hills like an overturned bowl. Jack encourages her. While he’s always felt his soulmate’s presence, her reaches for connection, he has never been sure of how to return her ‘call.’ It doesn’t come naturally to him like it does to everyone else. He either doesn’t dream or doesn’t remember them. His wayward thoughts, asking for a sign, for a name, for a flicker of anything, are met with silence, with the dark.

2.) attitudes towards soulmate bonds have shifted recently. While in the past a soulmate bond was highly regarded, often superimposing itself over life plans, other relationships, and other barriers, some young people have become especially critical of ‘soulmate bonds,” seeing it as an instinct that no longer serves the human race, hindering one’s free will. There are some pharmaceutical companies researching soulmate bonds, seeking to create a medication that, when administered, will numb the receiving individual of all symptoms of their soul mate bond. Merida follows all the research closely and it has been the subject of several dinner-table arguments with her mother. When political leaders debate the ethicacy of the vaccine, even pushing to make it illegal, it can set her off into a rant that lasts several minutes. At this point Jack tunes most of it out, but Rapunzel always listens. Hiccup will never say how much he wants to meet his soulmate, how sometimes he doubts they would ever want him back.

3.) Dating is a relatively new practice, usually reserved for those whose soulmates have died or those who are stubborn enough to resist the bond as long as they can. Usually the success of this is dependent on soulmates never meeting. Resisting the bond after meeting a soulmate can have severe consequences, physical and mental. The individual will overwhelm your thoughts regardless of how much you try to focus on other things. They will become feverish, weak. Their dreams will be plagued by nightmares. Spikes in anxiety and depression are also common. Hiccup’s father has been sick for as long as he can remember, though he bears it well. Stoick works a job rooted in hard manual labor, a job that demands leadership and substantial fortitude. Hiccup will never deny his father’s strength, but he also lives with the secrecy of his father’s unshakable weakness. And the knowledge that his mother, his father’s soulmate left them. Left him.

4.) Thia is always trying to get Jack to go on soulmate forums to try and find his match. She spends most of her time trying to figure out who everyone else’s true love is than seeking out her own. Jack entertains her, but the attempts are always an exercise in humor. He and Merida snicker over his new usernames “frostyboi,” being the one she finds most amusing. She now refers to Jack as “frostyboi” more than she calls him Jack. Once Jack convinced Thia Merida wanted an account on one of the forums but was too nervous to make one herself. With the best intentions, Thia put together an aesthetically pleasing and meticulously manicured profile. It didn’t go over well and Jack still has a scar on his knee from slipping on ice while trying to run away from Merida.

5.) Rapunzel sometimes sits in coffee shops, in bookstores, in parks, and museums just hoping she might run into her soulmate. She totes her art supplies and school work along but she spends more time people watching, pencil tapping her bottom lip as she watches strangers stroll by. She assigns each of them a life - the man with the brief case, the university student with the gray beanie sporting a banana patch, the tall, broad shouldered man who looks like he might be stealing a croissant from the display case. When she told Merida about this practice, she insisted on accompanying Rapunzel so she wouldn’t have to sit alone. It wasn’t just that she didn’t trust that some creep wouldn’t try and push their unwanted attentions on her friend, she just didn’t want her to be alone.

Send me an AU and I’ll tell you 5 headcanons about it

[henriiiii-1001old]

How did Michael die before he became the king of FNAF World?

yooo thanks for the ask anon!!! greatly appreciated uwu

soooo technically he died twice. in my au, michael is the crying child, so his first death is the bite of ‘83. he does get brought back to life in a robot body, but he doesn’t even control the body until ten years later (well, technically eight since the body was made two years after his death but still derfghj).

second death is the fire in ffps which occurs 30 years later. this time he isn’t back in a robo body. so he took it upon himself to take over fnaf world, for some reason. like, he didn’t have to he just wanted to. this is kind of a result of his mindset where he wants to be better than william. it was first in terms of morals, but then it turned into a “who is more powerful” contest and michael pretty much won? idk william never agreed to it so he’s kinda pissed that he lost a bet he didn’t even know he was in cfvgbhn

i added more than i needed too, but that’s just my brain needing to ramble lmao