Beverly Hillbillies AU – Season 10- Jethro's Still Cipherin'.
Characters: Jed Clampett, Elly May, Granny, Jethro, OC
Genre: Comedy, Action, Appalachian AU, Bollywood AU
Length: 80+k words
Summary:
Season 10 opens in 1971, and the Clampett mansion is buzzing with its usual mix of chaos and charm. But when Mr. Drysdale’s newest employee arrives; she expects a simple assignment and instead lands in the middle of raccoons, possum soup, and the Clampett's old-fashioned mountain hospitality.
It’s a fish‑out‑of‑water story, but with a twist: the clash between her orderly expectations and the Clampetts’ wild, homespun reality doesn’t unfold the way anyone assumes.
Snippet:
Jed opened the door with his usual “Howdy,” and a raccoon strutted past like it was late for work.
“Mr. Drysdale sent me,” the visitor explained.
Granny shoved a steaming bowl toward her. “Possum soup. Fresh.”
Visitor: "...that is very sweet… but no, thank you.”
Granny: "Well, why not?"
Visitor: "I… don’t eat meat.”
The Clampetts gasp like she just confessed to witchcraft.
Granny: “Well, land sakes… how are you still alive?”
Visitor (flustered): “Very carefully. Would you please excuse me for a minute?”
Beverly Hillbillies Season 10: Jethro’s Still Cipherin’ - redolives - Multifandom [Archive of Our Own]
