Random miraculous headcanons on mostly side characters and one main character because why not
Tw for insects/bugs, drugs and cheating.
(I'm a little bit rusty on my miraculous knowledge, especially with me having been forgetting to watch the remaining few episodes of season 6 so far and the fact that the show is currently on hiatus, so some might be out of character and plus some of them will also be crack and I'll label it as crack so you won't be confused.)
(Crack) Jagged Stone definitely cheated and had a few scandals here and there. He probably once even used drugs and substances because some rockstars have once been through that phase, so I wouldn't be surprised if he did that.
Despite Marinette living in a bakery with baker parents, Marinette isn't the biggest sweets fanatic, I know she has been shown to like sweets and pastries and her parents still make meals other than sweets but I think she gets tired of sweets and pastries sometimes since her parents bake so many for the people of Paris that they save the ones that people don't want as leftovers if they have to go somewhere.
(Crack) Kim once accidentally flooded the school's entire pool room (like over the pool and to the floor) that he got a week ban from the swimming pool.
Even though Nora's (Alya's sister if some remember sorry if I sound rude, just wanted to remind you) true passion is fighting and training, she has a small hyperfixation on spiders mostly from the fact that her father owns a zoo probably that has a spider enclosure and the folktale of Anansi the trickster god. Probably even let a few spiders make webs in her room when she was young.
I know canonically that akumatized victims don't remember what they did while under the influence but I like to imagine that for victims who's vilian form had multiple limbs like Qilin or Anansi, they start to have something similar to phantom limb syndrome where they feel like they have more arms and legs but in actuality they're not actual there.
Honestly, if I were to rewrite the show, I would make people get psychical/psychological scars from the akumatization like Mr Pigeon (forgot his normal name) would have some tiny bits of feathers growing from his skin along with some Pigeon instincts, same with Nora but instead of Pigeons, it's spiders, like she'll still have little yellow mandibles sticking out, multiple eyes and some slight bit of spider instincts. I also recently discovered this very old blog that I forgot the name of that had a similar idea to mine and it was kinda ok if I tried to remember what it was like. It went inactive a long time ago, but it was a neat relic.
AudrƩ the ice cream man, would have some dairy free ice cream flavors for the lactose intolerant people so they can still experience the magic of his ice cream.
(Crack) Pegasus (aka Max) was once called a brony by a random citizen.
