Caius Marcius x Tullus Aufidius is toxic yaoi btw. If you even care.
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Caius Marcius x Tullus Aufidius is toxic yaoi btw. If you even care.
After five years, I’m trying to get better at resuming regular “daily snack“ posts, even if they’re not daily.
I’m totally fried and can’t think of anything, so…
Yeah Martius and Aufidius fucked. They for sure had either a genuine relationship involving homosocial/homoerotic army training before their cities were at war, OR they’ve had several clandestine rounds of hate sex.
Virgillia is well aware of this, and not wild about it. Her relationship with her husband is complicated! She has, however, kept this from volume, because she would never stop shaming Martius for it, and might even stop loving him since she ties her love to being the perfect soldier for Rome. And Virgilia loves her husband and won’t do that to him.
But yeah, they’re in love, and also they fucked.
coriolanus and aufidius give jercy
coriolanus/aufidius?
(horny) enemies to (horny) lovers to enemies to aw shit he's really dead? what have i done?!
Sometimes there are roles that I want to play but I know it would be kind of impossible to be cast as them. Like I’d laugh at anyone who casts me in those kinds of roles because what are you talking about? I would be terrible at this. You know?
Anyway, shoutout to Aufidius from Coriolanus. He sure had one hell of a monologue.
No actually I'm not done talking about Coriolanus 4.5. Just IMAGINE for a second. You're Coriolanus. You've been banished from Rome and months have passed and you're filthy and starving and you've got nowhere to go. You've been living on scraps under the open sky and you think "Fuck it. Literally nothing could be worse than this". So you show up at your sworn enemy's front door because yeah, he might kill you, but at this point you don't even care, and who knows, he might even take your offer for revenge against Rome seriously.
You show up, you tell your story, you offer to help Aufidius burn Rome to the ground, and THIS
THIS
is what he responds with.
Like what do you even do.
You ask Aufidius if he wants your help fighting against Rome and all he says is "I have NASTY sex dreams about you."
Ok but can we talk about the parallels between Andrey/Gornachov and Aufidius/Coriolanus tho
Aufidius why was “naked” your first thought?