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Hello, Mrs. Arc? Hi, I'd like to report that your son is attempting to illegally cross the Mistral/Atlas border and is causing considerable damage to Atlas military equipment. We may have reason to suspect that your daughter may have been involved in this debacle as well.
“And? If my children wish to show the Atlesian military how it’s own hubris and zealousness is a wasted effort who am I to stop them. Let them have their fun.”
Translation: Mama Arc is proud of her crime children.
"MOM WHY?"
“Careful son, I do still very much have all your baby pictures, and embracing moments from ages 1 to 17. Now what was the question my darling baby boy?”
Well Jaune how does your mom handle knowing that you impregnated several women after your heat cycle
“He better take responsibility since creating more werewolves is not something we take lightly.” A very annoyed mama Arc said
Truth: Did you cry when you learned you were going to be an uncle?
“I bawled my eyes out. I even got to hold Adrian when he was born, I’d been visiting in Argus and had to drive Saph and Terra to the hospital since well everyone was freaking out, but it was all worth it....though my mom did scare half the hospital before well 6’7 woman in black armor literally ripping a revolving door out because she didn’t want to miss meeting her first grandson tends to inspire a lot of fear....”
Hello? Mrs. Arc?...Hi, does your son get emotional when he drinks?...Well, he's had about 8 beers and is crying about how much he misses someone named Pyrrha...Sure here he is. *crosses bar* Dude, talk to your mom.
“No! Leave me alone grayfaces!”
Aur sighed “Give me a moment.”
*banging on the door* JAUNE MILES ARC! YOU CUT THIS PUN WAR NONCENSE OUT RIGHT NOW, YOUNG MAN! I DON'T CARE IF SHE STARTED IT, AND IF YOU CAUSE ONE MORE CATASTROPHY, YOUR FATHER AND I WILL BRING YOU STRAIGHT HOME!"
“You’re not my mom!!! Seriously my mom is right here.”
“I much don’t care for being impersonated dear anon.”
Wait wait did she see the news report
“Yes...”
"Jaune, gotta be honest with you but your mom's pretty hot. And that's pretty weird." @alphabeowolf-ism
@alphabeowolf-ism
“The sad thing is, you aren’t the first to tell me this Ava.”
“Greetings young wolf, I appreciate the compliment. Oh if only we could have met when I was younger and unwed, but judging from your scent you know my son very well.”
