#ayyappa

[h0bg0blin-meat]

Vishnu: Give your mom a hugggg 😚😚😚

Urvashi and Ayyappa: ..... *hugs lightly*

Vishnu: 😊....

Vishnu: *face darkens* I spent 9 whole months squeezing you two out of my THIGH and this is how you repay me? 😊🔪

Urvashi and Ayyappa: ..-

Vishnu: Giveyourmotherahug 😊👹🔪🔪🔪

Urvashi and Ayyappa: *immediately hugs him tight*

[zeherili-ankhein]

Krishna: *about Arjun* He's half my soul, Daruka!

Shiva:

Krishna: Gurl you have Vishnu leave me alone!

Shiva: YOU BOTH ARE LITERALLY THE SAME???

Krishna: IT'S COMPLICATED

Arjun: *pops out* Are you cheating on me?

Krishna:..... What?

Arjun: Who is Ayyappa 🤨

Krishna:

Shiva and Arjun: *bombastic side eye*

Krishna:

Daruka: Lol this is the shit *grabs popcorn*

Krishna: DUDE?

LMAO DARUKA IS SO ENTERTAINED (feel ya Daruka me too me too)

But on that it would be so interesting if Ayyappa and Arjun met someday

Shiva: ok what if I become Radha? Then?

Krishna:

Krishna: I mean....

Arjun: 🤨

Krishna: it's not like that!!

Daruka: you want some popcorns too??

Ayyappa:

Ayyappa: I just wanna go home-

[ritish16]

Shabiramala Swamy Sharanam Ayyappa.

[tantrasadhana]

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[lonelysanatani-5000]

Me after posting this: *winks at Ayyappan*

Ayyappan: *spits out water*

[15pantheons]

Shiva: Why are there little handprints all over the walls?

Vishnu, whispering: Why are there little handprints all over the walls?

Ayyappa, whispering: Because I have little hands.

Vishnu: Because he has little hands.

[arjuna-vallabha]

Ayyappa