#b99 textpost

[rosagender]

B99 texposts part 3

I am #back with these

[geektrashfan]

The party sitting around campfire, shortly after arriving at Baldur's Gate.

Jaheira: I'm glad I joined up, you're proving useful.

Tav: Thanks mom.

...

Tav: What--why is everyone staring at me?

Shadowheart: You just called Jaheira mom. You said "thanks mom".

Tav: What, no I didn't! I said thanks ma'am.

Jaheira: Do you see me as a mother figure?

Tav: If anything I see you as a bother figure because you're always bothering me.

Karlach: Hey, show your mum some respect.

Tav: I didn't call her mom!!

Gale: It's okay. I called Mystra mom once and she used to be my lover.

Tav: Guys, jump on that! Gale's weird issues with his goddess!

Lae'zel: Tchsk! We all know about the wizard, you calling Jaheira mother...

Astarion: You did call her mom, with a sweet voice and everything.

Tav: You stay out of this!

Jaheira: It's alright, we all have slip ups. You want to talk later over a bottle of wine?

Tav: ...

Tav: Yes, I'd like that.

[jake-and-gina-in-a-trenchcoat]

[theo-files]

b99 text posts bc im autistic

[prettyboy-percy]

rosa: murder wasn't on today's agenda

amy: it's not on anyone's

rosa: no, it's on mine, just not til next thursday

[lottiesam]

jake: hey, captain, can you sign these papers for me?

holt: are these...adoption papers?

jake:

jake: maybe

[oldbutmarauders]

we love parallels

(mine)

[rainydaysandsmuttyfanfiction]

do you think jake celebrates father's day but instead of his dad, he celebrates captain holt?