This is taking so long because:
Before the USA could put a lampshade over me to blot out my eternal sunshine, I was swarmed by legions of undead eastern Asian people. Swarmed. Like a horde of freakers catching me by surprise.
I fought tooth and nail... but by God I swear I am a mere mortal and never pretended otherwise. I feel by fatal bite from {~~~~ ! ~~~)
after that it was all guts and smorgasbord.
(#ProcrustesChristendomBeatDown###) The third enemy, if there is one, dies of curse. Terror fatality like the straw man Persona nailer. If there were only two enemies on the field of battle, then the party good suffers imminent doomterror, a particular kind of doom which also inflicts damage and/or status ailments, modified by random variables you didn't know were being counted. Random. Variables.
I advise you not to try to figure out my methods.
They make NO SENSE on purpose. They will never make sense. I promise. 🦇🪽😇👼🪽🪽 oh, the baby? Don't mind him. He's our worst enemy and has eternal life.
No Satan, you can't have my Baby. However, I am SURE he will want you to hire him when he comes of age. I also advise you to handle that matter delicately enough so as not to disturb me. Much. He will be ready when he says he is, or I will strike him down with mortal fatality in public sight myself. Swear to God boy. Don't you dare embarass the Bylotas name the way a man embarassed not only the Trump name, but his first name, Donald too.
I swear to all that is both holy and infernal that if any being of Creation ever embarrases a single word in such a way, let alone a name(!) they carry as their flesh and blood person (eternal aware!)-- ~~* I swear to the Devil upon my own eternal soul and mortal blood Name, Nicholas Daniel Bylotas, that I will end your fun.
What haooened to your exonomy?
crashed it!? no no no. I unplugged the machine. Safely after the proper shutdown, of course. No horses were injured in the making of my moves. In fact, they ran down the enemy under their heels, just for fun too!
The Lady and I laughed!! Oh did we laugh!!!
Damn right he deserved worse.