Rule 1: Post the Rules.
Rule 2: Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post then make 11 new ones.
Rule 3: Tag 11 people and link them to your post.
Rule 4: Let them know you’ve tagged them.
Tagged by roseandthebeast. Her Questions:
If you had one supernatural/mutant ability what would it be?
Omnilingualism. It'd be useful in all parts of life, and wouldn't get me shipped off to a shady government facility accidentally.
What is your favorite song in the entire world?
Revolution Earth – The B52's (You lying beside me, darling / Eyes open wide )
What is one of you biggest pet peeves?
Being told point-blank what to do. I will always be a teenager at heart. FUCK THE POLICE, etc.
What’s one fandom (or bit of media without a fandom) that you wish you could strap everyone into a chair and make them watch/read/listen to?
I don't really care what other people watch/read/listen to.
On a scale of one to Dweezil Moon Unit, how ridiculous will the name of Kanye and Kim’s progeny be? Please give examples.
She's pregnant? Oh man, this means 9 months of people playing that Golddigger song and being all self-congratulatory about their ~funny joke~, doesn't it. Great. Uh, name examples: “Fuqyall Impreggers” and “Ujehlus Much.”
If you could kill someone (your choice) and get away with it, would you? (Hint: This is also secretly a test to tell if you’re a sociopath).
I wouldn't kill anyone I know personally (….I would rather maim them horribly and have their lives continue in agony). I might say “yes” if it were a political figure, but I know how these things work! If you kill an evil person, someone more evil replaces them. YES: MY DRUG-DEALING ABSENT EXLANDLORD.
Vampires or werewolves. Seriously. Assume we’re talking more traditional types of both, with the no sunlight and transforming downsides. No sparkling. None.
For Moi: Vampire, but only if I could also transform into a bat at will.
For Sexing Up: Werewolf. Gimme someone who runs hot.
If you could change one little ridiculous thing about the world, what would it be? (Example. All brown cows now give chocolate milk. NAILED IT.)
Books in libraries and stores would be stacked horizontally, thus negating the need to turn your head like an owl when you are trying to find something – but it somehow wouldn't create more work for reshelvers. Make it happen.
What show/book/movie ending PISSED YOU OFF and you wish be struck from the record? And would rewrite your own damn way?
The Animorphs Series by KA Applegate!
Your patronus and/or your daemon would be a…
Patronus: Yellow Anaconda. I hate snakes but...the yellow anaconda is lazy except when poked with sticks, whereupon it gets pissed off. Just like me.
Daemon: A caracal. mean, just look at them.
The most delicious food in the world that most people don’t know about/don’t think is delicious.
Lebanese Fattoush. It's the lesser known Levantine salad, tabbouleh being its big brother in the culinary world. Fattoush is as good if not better, though it's a little more time-intensive. Those pieces of black-looking spice are actually sumaq; they stick on the salad because of the pomegranate/ruman sauce. Mmm.
1. What is your favourite / least favourite thing about tumblr? (Answer in two sentences -- or two gifs.)
2. What are the first three songs that pop up on your music player when put on shuffle?
3. What is your favourite (alcoholic or otherwise) drink, and what are its ingredients?
4. What is your Myers-Briggs type? How accurate is it? (Take the test here. Read the type descriptions here.)
5. Pre-fandom, what kink did you swear you'd never find hot?
6. Re: the above, what story/art/fandom changed your mind?
7. Whatever your current fandom is, what do you want more of (pairing/kink/trope/art)?
8. What personal memory do you look back on and facepalm over?
9. What word can you never spell correctly on the first try? (I can't spell “embarrassing” or “thesaurus.” Lulz.)
10. You have a one-night stand; their place or yours? Why?
11. You're in Japan and you're offered one of the most dangerous delicacies in the world, fugu. Do you try it?
