Ever since I saw your post about how Paul is a Slytherin I laugh when I see a sorting post that has Paul as a Gryffindor and John as a Slytherin... like
THEN I HAVE DONE MY JOB.
I find it fucking laughable. Like.. Paul "nominated for a grammy in every decade since the 1960s" McCartney?.. NOT a Slytherin?? Paul "invented the concept album when he pitched Sgt Peppers, invented heavy metal when he wrote Helter Skelter out of competitive spite, played every instrument on his debut solo album because fuck every single one of you for making me depend on your collaboration and then breaking up this band" McCartney... is NOT a Slytherin?
And similarly.. John "I'll kick your ass, I'll kick everyone's ass, I'll kick my own ass.. FOR PEACE!!" Lennon is.. not a Gryffindor? Okay.
You have to laugh.



















