So the whole Halsin line where he's like "I can smell Astarion on your skin, you two are bonded" thing had me tripping over the dumbest headcannon ever.
So what if, since Halsin is clearly VERY intune with scent, WHAT IF, he can smell Tavs smell, which he's clearly craving like a pot of honey, off Astarion? What with Tavs blood running in him all the time, I'd bet money there are times after Astarion's nommed on Tav that Halsin catches a sniff of the man and is like "damn boy!"
I like to think that's why poppa bear is a little sad when my Tav told his ass no (my gal likes them fangs only) cause now he's gotta sit around camp smelling Tavs sexy ass hormones assualting his senses from two diffrent people.
Imagine Astarion feeding off Tav when her hormones are all up there, like when she's ovulating, then next thing you know Halsins like "Hey Astarion~ heard you like bears~" and Astarion's just like "wtf"


















