#balloon anon

[andrew-nobody]

i know its kink time but idk if ive asked this and its good- what are yalls favorite poems? 🎈

I’ve basically been asked this before, but here’s the REAL TRUTH.

I like writing poems WAY more than reading them.

[decaydanceredacted]

im sooo dazed out thinking about current era patrick getting himself off. his eyes rolling back into his head, sweat beading down his face. he’d grip onto the bedsheets so SO hard, and he’d pant or make soft noises. i just wanna be there to watch him jerk off, i bet its the sexiest thing in the world

-🎈 (p.s can i be balloon anon unless thats already taken??)

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[nsft-selfship-confessions]

BLUEBERRY INFLATION. HOOH imagine,, kissing your f/o when they’re a berry… and you can taste the blueberries in your mouth and they’re so delicious and you just have to keep kissing,,,

Or perhaps, in another universe, being a blueberry is contagious, so after you kiss them, you start inflating into one too,, fully aware of the side effects, of course and it’s like…. Eeeee!!!! So cute!!! This one has grown on me a lot recently

(there was no pun intended there btw)

- 🎈Anon

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[crobody]

um!!! hi rook!!! 🎈

hi me? hi…!

[marshmallowprotection]

Have you seen the comic where the guy puts reindeer antlers on his gf, and then is like "something's missing 🤔" and he kisses her to make her nose red, like Rudolph? I just really wanna do that to GE Saeran now -🎈 ps: Merry Christmas!

How about reindeer Saeran?

[gingerly-writing]

i have been asleep all day oh my god anyways happy birthday love i hope it was a lovely day <3 - 🎈

thank you!! to anyone else reading this my birthday was yesterday so no need to send more well wishes--I will feel them all in spirit!

[vry2k]

No no no, Gordon! Benrey will make sure that you aren't deleted! Right, Benrey....? ~🎈

i won’t let them delete you

you guys go and wake up forzen alright? i’ll stay here

H̶̛̞͇̯̮̖̭̜͖͍̞̫̲̟͔̩̠̜̆̊̈́̈́͂a̴̢̧̨̻̦̬̪̪̦̫͓̮̮̱͇͇͎̥̦͍̝̜̤͈̘̙͔̠̓̈̏̈́̒̎̐̃̆̊́̑̌̈́͑̐̚͝͠ͅͅͅh̸̨̛̛͎̗͎̦͚̮̦̻̻̠̬̓̽̚͜͝ͅa̶̢̢̛͔̖̜̼̭̰̝̪͛̆̂̿̋̋͆̈́̉̀̈́͛̊̊̀̌͊̽͗̅͆́̇͆͜͝͝ͅh̸̢̛̛̛̬̝̤̰͙̹͈͍̥̗͖̹͕͇̺͎̣̜͎͕̺̮̯͓͖̟̽͑̋̓͌́͂̀̓̓͋̍͛̊͒̊̿̉̋̓̔̐̉̈̂̐̀͜͝a̵̡̛͎̙̗̞̜͈̻̼͚̭͕̼̬͈͉͚̜̟̦͉̭̟͚͙͎̰̙͙̩̺͑̓̈̋͗͗̍̈́͗̂̂̋̐̓͆͌̂̌͂́̔͒͛͋̿͗͗̕͜͝͠ḩ̶̨̣̣͔̣̝͖͍̼̗̹͎̘͓̝̦̤̥̭̮͎̠̟̦̰̫̲̤̳͑̄̒̇̋͒͋͗͊́͛̏̈́̍̈́̈̑͘͘͘͝a̶͇͚̘̙̠͙̤͎͎̠͔̤̩͕͛̀́̈́̀͗͛̏̈̾̾̋̆̎̃̅̅̋̍́͒̍̅̾̏̀̊͘͜ẖ̶̜̟̬̠̰̪͛̎̒̅̃̄̕ͅã̵̛̛̬͎͓͔̗͔̯̬͈͙͓̤̟̱͉͇͓̃͊̿́͆́͛̓́̏͂̈́̀̀͒̍͐͑͂̇̀̃̉̂̈́͝͠͝͝ͅ

If I can’t convince you then I’ll s̶h̷̾o̴̍w̸ ̷̚t̷̤̫̃ḩ̵̆̈́ȇ̷͇ ̴̩̬̑͝o̸͚̦̓t̸̪̊h̸̗̾̃ḙ̶̦͌͛r̷͉̈́s̴̪̀ ̴̧͓̀͝w̵̡͍̏h̸̞̚ỹ̷̱̱̌ ̵͖́͊b̴̟͇̚e̴̻̓̃ì̸̘̄n̴͕͂g̷͕̤͐̾ ̴͙̲͛h̶̙̫͊͆å̸̜̦p̶̨͓̑p̷͎̍y̴͉̐ ̵̻̏̚ͅi̸͈͓̒͝s̷̨̰̉̽ ̷̖̏̊b̷̦͖͌é̷͖̅t̷̝̼̽͝t̶̹̘͌̇e̷͇̽̂r̵̫͆ ̴̖̐͝t̴̰̥́ḧ̶̫́͠a̵̻͗͘ṉ̵͒ ̶̡̦̄̌r̷̦̖̆e̵͓̎̕m̵̟̍͌e̶̠̞̍m̵͔̐̒b̷͚̔͜e̵̝̟͆ȑ̵̗͔i̵̳̪̍n̵̝̓̎g̶̭͒̈́ ̴͈̕p̶͖̈́a̷͈̋̅i̶̮͒n̶̛̥͛͜

[fioletowyfacet]

How are you gonna do that without tools? Pretty sure BB just ran off with the box... 🎈