#bastard talks

[sublime-roadkill-eating-bastard]

Hot(?) take but I hope Gwen isn't 100% fixed. I hope she can get those pins out of her face and move and talk of her own accord, but it would be really interesting if she was still "broken" (The messed up eye, the missing limbs, the sick ass hairstyle, no makeup, etc.)

Because 1. It would be awesome if she was able to choose what happened to her body or not have to be forced to be "perfect" again.

2. I think she looks awesome as hell and very pretty

[boldmuppetbastard]

Not sure if you do take sketch comms atm or anything of the sort, but... Whenever you do, please let me know! I'd love to ask for smtn w Sir Arthur... you draw him so well 😭

Not yet at the moment! I haven't planned when- Sorrgy but tyyy! Im happy you love my drawings of him shdhsjs

[illegitimatechildren]

Logan taking latin in high school and wanting to pronounce Janus as ‘ya-nuse’ every time he sees it on paper because that’s how it’d be pronounced in latin

((Is this me projecting?? what pffft- nooo-))

[sublime-roadkill-eating-bastard]

Oh this is poetry. It must be.

[sublime-roadkill-eating-bastard]

I want jazzprowl where jazz is pregnant send post

[sublime-roadkill-eating-bastard]

two truths and a lie

I have tased a DJ 3 times, all consenual

I have been bitten by a shark

I did competitive sprinting for 3 years

Results (BUTTON FOR ME)

Voting ended onJul 22

Only time I'm gonna tag my moots cause I want some actual results

@spacey-moth @pineapplesoda @ragingmasochist @xx-slow-damage-xx @funnyguy2612 @janussand7 and anyone else I forgot??? Idk I'm so tired

Reveal below the cut (NO CHEATING)

1. I have tased a DJ (same guy every time) on 3 separate times, all consensually. No, it was not sexual.

2. I fed a shark at an aquarium in Texas and got my thumb but on a little bit.

3. I have NEVER done competitive sprinting

[sublime-roadkill-eating-bastard]

Swiss and Phantom seem like the type of ghouls to ragebait Dewdrop to the point where there's a physical fight, except neither Swiss nor Phantom would fight back too hard/at all because of Totally Normal Reasons™

[sublime-roadkill-eating-bastard]

"Coyle's straight!" Girl did we watch the same trailer or...?