Summary & CW:  fluff, suggestive content, on a mission, established relationship, batfam dynamic, crack fic, pride & prejudice mention, catwoman protégé!reader, second person, no use of y/n
Pairing: Jason Todd x Fem!Reader
A/N: Another piece out the Kiln! Thank you to @inesvisible for requesting, I had sm fun with this one! Inspired by that one youtube video (itāll make sense at the end). I hope you enjoy my lovelies
āHow much you wanna bet that Bruce and Selina are making out on some rooftop right now?ā
āYou know, Iād really rather not.ā Jasonās face contorts in disgust. Anything that involved thinking of Bruce and his dating life always made him squirm, it was hysterical.
They were all like that. All the Robins viewed Bruce as this ancient fatherly figure. To you, heās just Bruce. Maybe it was because of all the times you caught him doing the walk of shame from Selinaās room, but it never bothered you to talk about it.
Selina was more⦠open when it came to her romantic life. A lot more open than Bruce you were willing to bet. Ā
It was so different than to how they were raised. Bruce was a father to them, he was this brooding figure who relished in seriousness. While Selina was like an older sister to you, she taught you how to take a shot without reacting.
āI didnāt have you pegged for such a virgin Jason.ā
He freezes, burger halfway in his mouth and turns to you. A deadpan plain on his face.
āYou know Iām not a virgin.ā
āOh? Do I?ā He was so fun to tease, especially when that one eyebrow on his face rose. Danger dancing across the arch.
āOh I would hope so.ā He decides to start playing back. āOtherwise Iām going to have to have a long conversation with who left that hickey on your thig-ā
āAaaaaaand thatās enough you two.ā Dickās voice rings through the comms. āWe have minors on this line.ā
You snort and Jason rolls his eyes from where heās sitting next to you.
āWhile I find there topic of discission crude,ā Damian starts to pitch in. Obviously offended that his age is a discriminating factor for the conversation. āTodd and his special friend need not to shy away the topics of sexual intercourse for my sake, Grayson. They ought to do it to retain some level of decency.ā
Damian starts squabbling with Dick on their own end your gaze shifts sideways to Jason, his eyebrows are twisted together in amusement. He meets your eyes and you mouth āspecial friendā to him. And that devastating Jason Todd grin breaks out on his face, the one that had angels singing and clouds parting. Itās toothy and too big for his face, too innocent for the scars.
He shrugs and mouths back, āimprovement.ā
Itās your turn to bite back a laugh and your neck strains from the grin.
Muting yourself from the comms this time, you scrunch your nose to get his attention. āCircling back to my initial question,ā he groans. āHow much would you be willing to bet Iām right.ā
āI donāt want to play this game.ā He grumbles into his burger after muting himself.
Huffing out a breath as if this question has personally wronged him, he ponders for a moment . āIf they arenāt,ā he pauses. āIāll do dishes for next two weeks.ā
Jason Todd rarely complained about household chores with you. He loved the domestic side of life you gave him in breaths stolen from Gotham. A secret part of his heart warmed when he caught himself wondering if he took the trash out on Tuesday mornings, or if he picked up the almond milk for you coffee at the corner store, or if he remembered to move the clothes from the washer to the dryer. It was the simple little things that were now intertwined in his life that reassured the quiet peace fate finally granted him.
However, washing dishes was the exception.
Heād dry them, put them away, reorganize them anyway you wanted. But he hated washing them.
So you met him halfway. After all, he did essentially everything else.
āThatās big from you.ā It comes out like a tease and he sticks his tongue out at you.
āI donāt see him doing that stuff on patrol.ā Thatās when you knew you won. Itās unfair, but youād heard stories form Selina. Stories that assured you, you were right. āHeās too anal about this stuff- patrol is life or death for him.ā
When you hum noncommittedly, he scoffs. āYou start patrolling with us one year ago and you think you have us all figured out.ā
āMaybe I do.ā You answer, your voice light and fun in the way that draws him in. āIf I win, you have to do anything I want tonight.ā
āHow is that different from any other night?ā
Those words land somewhere you donāt want to name. Itās true. He never told you no. Jason had spent his whole life pushing back against people, challenging them, yet he never did that with you. In small everyday moments maybe, it was to be expected; to grow together, it was necessary. Yet when push came to shove, Jason Todd was at your beck and call and always said yes.
āYouāll see.ā Is all you offer him when you unmute the call.
āOracle,ā your voice cuts through Dick, Damian, Tim, and now Stephās bickering.
āI donāt like the tone of your voice.ā Barbaraās voice sing songs through the earpiece.
Jasonās eyes stay locked on yours with a squint. āCan you do me a favor?ā
āDepends on what it is.ā
āWhatāre Bruce and Selina doing right now?ā
A smirk pulls at your lips and Jason starts shaking his head when the click-clacking of Barbaraās computer sounds through the speakers. A deep sigh from her is the sound of victory for you.
āI donāt think you want to know.ā
āOh I think I do.ā The remaining gang of bats that was on the line start yelling protests when they hear the grin in your voice.
āIām going to be disappointed arenāt I?ā
āFREAKS! ALL OF YOU-ā
Jasonās snickering while accepting defeat. Then, Barabaraās voice rings like a melody in your ears.
āTheyāre⦠otherwise engaged on a rooftop off eleventh and Washington.ā Her words are chosen carefully and muffled groans echo after her.
āThank you lovely.ā Your voice is sweet as honey and Jasonās still shaking his head next to you.
āDo I even want to know why you asked?ā
āProbably not.ā And with that, you mute your mic again.
Looking over at him, even with defeat lingering in the wrinkles of his smile, heās gorgeous. It was gut-wrenching that he didnāt see how beautiful he was. He put everyone else to shame. No one should look as heavenly as Jason Todd did with grease coating his lips and neon lighting his eyes.
Yet here he was, an angel plucked from the sky.
āOkay doll,ā resignation dripping from his teeth. āWhat do you want me to do?ā
āOh youāre cute,ā you purr. Your thumb wipes the ketchup on the corner of his mouth, his face brightening to the color of the condiment as you lick it off your finger. āYou think Iām going to tell you now? Whereās the fun in that pretty boy.ā
He scoffs with no heat behind it. Even as disbelief bleeds from his forehead, you can tell heās exactly where he wants to be. āYouāre a dangerous thing arenāt ya? We gotta put a warning label on you or something.ā
āAs if youād shy away from a warning label.ā
He snorts because he canāt say that youāre wrong. Nothing could ever keep Jason Todd from running back to you.
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ā-but said not a word.ā-pant- āAfter a silence of several minutes.ā -another pause- āhe came towards her in an agitated manner, -gasp- Ā and thus began- Baby please.ā
He sounds cute like this, and youāre almost tempted to grant him the reprieve he wants.
Sitting on the foot of the bed, you merely watched him. You watched as Jason Todd remained in a plank after being stripped down to his underwear. Sweat was beginning to coat his back and youāre not sure if youāve ever seen a more divine sight.
The small black boxers were leaving little for the imagination as the book laid under his head.
āNot yet honey,ā you remind him, enjoying this a little too much. āYou have to finish the chapter or go until failure. And you wouldnāt fail me now, would you?ā
In light of winning your bet, you decided to make your lovely boyfriend get undressed to almost nothing and read Pride and Prejudice. This was your favorite chapter, and he loved to tell you how he loved you āmost ardentlyā all the time.
Might as well make him prove it.
Maybe it was a little cruel to make him do this after patrol. But he agreed.
āI wonāt.ā Heās panting like a dog starved of water.
āThen get back to reading.ā You hum.
His head hangs low for a second, curls bouncing in his face. His back muscles are so defined in this position, your tempted to lick the sweat straight off him.
āIn vain have I struggled. -deep breath- It will not do. My feelings will -another pant- be repressed. You must allow me -another deep breath- to tell you ā a wrecked groan- how ardently I admire and love you.ā
And just like that, you realize you were going to have to start betting on Selina and Bruce more often.
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A/N: inspired by this lovely post (asia I love you)
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