#batricee

[scaredlater]

Bitch you know that if Lemony & Bea actually got married and stayed with VFD they would have been the BEST mentors ever. Imagine them sending their recruits on stupid hours long missions so they could meet up and do a mission of their own or have sex in a park. Imagine it.

THEY WOULD HAVE BEEN THE BEST MENTORS. They would have truly genuinely cared for every apprentice who got sent their way and they would cheer on them for absolutely everything but also pick missions below their abilities just to ensure their safety and comfort because they understand that the whole process is overwhelming and terrifying and I wanna die

[sheschism-blog]

Well @batricee, have you been good to your mother ? 

She’s pacing back and forth , fingers ( the nails chewed to the nub ) twisting the dials on her spyglass almost absentmindedly . 

“ I’m COMPLETELY out of ideas .  We could try tying a devil’s tongue and belaying down ,  but there’s no guarantee a singed piece of bedding would withstand that amount of weight ! ”

[elclest]

[cartogrxpher]

Like five? Excuse i am the real boyf.

[moved-woreglasses-blog]

SMALL UMBRELLA IN THE RAIN  ;;  little women obc 

          “i say, ‘who cares if we get wet?’” 

@batricee  //  lyric starter call  |  open 

[vfdlibrarian]

@batricee

text [ DD ] 15 : 18 : D, I’ve forgotten what number the tea sets are in.

text [ DD ] 15 : 19 : I need it for tonight, K & J are coming over, L & I have some big                               news we need to talk to them about.

text [ DD ] 15 : 30 : I REALLY MUST INSIST THAT YOU ANSWER ME D !

text [ B.B. (Bea) ] 16:46 : Sorry I was asleep

text [ B.B. (Bea) ] 16:48 : Tea sets are under 738.2. Unless they’re glass, but                                                                                    that would just be strange. 

text [ B.B. (Bea) ] 16:52 : Also what is going on?

[miserycoded]

( @batricee )

            ‘as much as i love babysitting for you, your CHILDREN aren’t very good film critics. once again, i implore you to let me show them rebel without a cause. or at least CASABLANCA. anything that isn’t cartoons, really.’

[ironarchived]

❛      I’M  NOT  REALLY  A  TEA  person,  but it’s  true  what they say.  a good cup of tea really  does  make it feel like all your problems are  much  less significant than they were five seconds ago.     ❜

@batricee  〈   ♥.   〉