Humanizing the marauders characters because ya’ll depict them as child gods when they’re literally just nasty teenagers
Peter has piss more poor dental hygiene, like he just forgets to brush his teeth for days on end until his friends get fed up and tell him he smells NASTY
James forgets deodorant quidditch king and in muggle AUs the general sports king and he ALWAYS forgets to out deodorant on before a match and he REEKS
Remus has acne. EXTREME acne that he picks, and picks, and picks at- acne of his back, his forehead, his cheeks. It is everywhere and it is awful and he has scars everywhere from picking at it
Sirius just is a god. Sorry, no flaws just trauma. Him and Regulus both. Flawless physically.
Barty, oh Barty, so many issues. He’s got callouses on the palms of his hands, acne scars on his cheeks, a nose bump from it being broken over and over again, dirty fingernails, and constantly cracked, dry hands.
Evan has chewed lips. They’re cracked, dry, bloodied, and scarred from how much he chews and picks at them.
Pandora, oh my beautiful girl, she has dirty, broken nails. She chews them to nubs and gets gunk under them all the time that just doesn’t come out.
Dorcas & Marlene, SCRAPES! Scrapes EVERYWHERE! Skinned knees, busted knuckles, bloody elbows- they’re a MESS
