Marty McFly truly is THE character of all time.
He's a short king. He's a time traveler. He's an expert skateboarder. He is one of the clumsiest people you've ever met. He's bisexual. He has exactly two friends. He has altered the course of history on more than one occasion. He is traumatized beyond belief. He is genuinely a kind person. He's been shot at by Libyan terrorists. He plays the guitar. His impulse control is nonexistent. He loves his girlfriend more than anyone or anything else in his life. He's a loser. He has so much rizz that it makes any actor who plays him 50% hotter. He's named after himself. His watch is broken. His best friend is a disgraced nuclear physicist who is at least four times his age. He exists in a perpetual state of confusion. He went back in time and fucked around just enough to fix and improve the lives of his entire family. His thoughts run at a mile a minute. He does not have a single thought behind those eyes. He saved himself from being erased from existence by playing the guitar. He accidentally pulled his own mom and dad. He is literally played by Michael J. Fox.
Ngl Robert Zemeckis really cooked with this one.
